{"id":392,"date":"2006-04-21T01:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T01:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=392"},"modified":"2006-04-21T01:07:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T01:07:00","slug":"early-thursday-evening-drunk-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/21\/early-thursday-evening-drunk-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Early Thursday evening drunk post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; I was on my way to the Peabody rooftop party, but I had half a magnum (1.5 L bottle) of chardonnay left and drank and it and never left my own rooftop.  Therefore, you get a drunk post this evening.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I&#8217;ll still make the Dempseys 9:30 show at the Saucer though.  Unless I pass out first.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I found a great shirt this evening:  It&#8217;s a T-shirt from Target that says &#8220;i&#8217;m really excited to be here.&#8221;  I&#8217;m considering wearing it to every Peabody rooftop party the rest of this season.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; So I work for the city schools now.  Today I was walking the halls of the school board building and I noticed the following sign hanging prominently above the entrance:  &#8220;Read at least two books a month, 25 in a year!&#8221;  Great, a run-on sentence that teaches our children about multiplication.  No wonder our schools are in such great shape.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Also, as I walked around I passed a bulletin board where various notices were posted.  There were a total of 24 thumbtacks holding these notices up.  Six of them (25%) were holding up notices reading, &#8220;Please Do Not Remove Thumb Tacks.&#8221;  The school system in a nutshell.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Random comment I heard while at work yesterday:  &#8220;It was the Easter Bunny who rolled away the stone covering the crypt that was Jesus&#8217; tomb.&#8221;  You learn something new every day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; The University of Memphis&#8217; campus paper, the Daily Helmsman, has an online edition with a link where you can <a href=\"http:\/\/media.www.dailyhelmsman.com\/media\/storage\/paper875\/news\/2005\/02\/04\/Viewpoints\/Rate-Your.Teacher.Or.Search.For.Other.Peer.Reviews-1755758.shtml?sourcedomain=www.dailyhelmsman.com&amp;MIIHost=media.collegepublisher.com\">rate your professor<\/a>.  I checked out some ratings of people I know there&#8230;  There&#8217;s a local classical guitarist\/professor who is considered a goddess\/diva by most Memphians&#8230; but apparently her students don&#8217;t agree&#8230; quite interesting.  Check it out af you know who I mean.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I gotta admit, this thing would have worried me had it been around when I was teaching.  If you have one bad day as a teacher the details could become public knowledge for all eternity, especially if you have students with a vendetta.  One time I had a morning class that averaged 59% on a test (my afternoon class averaged 80, so it wasn&#8217;t that I made the test too hard).  I went in and handed the tests back and told them, &#8220;The class average was an F.  I&#8217;m not curving.  The other class made an 80.  You just didn&#8217;t try.  Some of you need to think about whether you&#8217;re willing to put in the effort needed to pass this class, and if not, drop.&#8221;  I got KILLED on the student evals that semester from that class.  If RateYourProfessor had been around then, anything I said &#8211; any little quirk (and I had plenty) &#8211; would have been posted on the site for all to see.  Glad I quit in the &#8217;90s.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; One of my students wrote &#8220;dresses very unprofessionally&#8221; on the eval.  That&#8217;s the one I&#8217;m the most proud of, of the entire 5 years I taught.  (I tended to wear shorts to work every day from March to November, and sometimes even in the winter months when warm.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; For those of you who check this blog for news about Romania, here&#8217;s the forecast:  Hot.  Very hot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Oops, sorry, that&#8217;s the forecast for the <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">girls<\/span> in Romania.  The forecast for the <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">weather<\/span> in Romania is partly cloudy with a high of 19C (67F) in the capital of Bucharest, 18C (65F) in the mountain city of Brasov, and cooler with rain in the Moldavian city of Iasi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Plans for the next two weeks:<\/p>\n<p>Fri 4\/21:  If the new place is open downtown, go there, then the Saucer\/Beale Street<br \/>Sat 4\/22: Venus Envy at Glasshouse 383<br \/>Sun 4\/23: Rajun Cajun Crawfish Fest on the river, then to the Saucer to watch the Memphis\/Dallas playoff game at 8:30<br \/>Tue 4\/25: Kick some trivia ass with the Rapscallions<br \/>Thur 4\/27: Peabody rooftop, unless I get sidetracked again<br \/>Fri 4\/28: South Main Trolley Art Tour<br \/>Sun 4\/30: Wine Race on Beale Street<br \/>Tue 5\/2: More trivia ass-kicking.<br \/>Thur 5\/4: Madison rooftop party with The Dempseys<br \/>Fri 5\/5-Sun 5\/7: Memphis in May Music Fest.  Not going in, of course, but hanging out on Beale, which is infinitely more fun.<\/p>\n<p>Right now:  Go have one more glass of wine on the roof, then hit the Saucer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; I was on my way to the Peabody rooftop party, but I had half a magnum (1.5 L bottle) of chardonnay left and drank and it and never left my own rooftop. Therefore, you get a drunk post this evening. &#8211; I&#8217;ll still make the Dempseys 9:30 show at the Saucer though. 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