{"id":425,"date":"2006-05-07T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-07T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=425"},"modified":"2006-05-07T07:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-07T07:16:00","slug":"fn-austria","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/07\/fn-austria\/","title":{"rendered":"F’n Austria"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I’m home from tonight’s festivities, feeding my latest addiction: Wikipedia<\/a>, an online encyclopedia. I’ll start reading one article and then follow links and more links and more links. I can stay on Wikipedia for hours.<\/p>\n

When I run out of things to read, I hit Wikipedia’s random article selector. So a few minutes ago, I asked for a random article and this is what I got<\/a>.<\/p>\n

There’s a guy on Beale Street dressed as Gene Simmons. Girls will come up and ask him to take a picture with them, and he’ll do it – but they have to show him their boobs first.<\/p>\n

There’s also a guy dressed up as Jesus walking around Beale Street. He will happily pose for a pic with you in front of the wacko religious guys (see the Jesus Freak post from earlier this weekend) and their big signs in the background. I didn’t get a pic taken with him because the line was too long.<\/p>\n

I’m going to bed now, although I don’t know if sleep will be possible because there’s a very loud party at the Broadnax Building half a block away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"