{"id":4311,"date":"2009-07-31T13:14:56","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T18:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=4311"},"modified":"2009-07-31T13:14:56","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T18:14:56","slug":"how-not-to-ask-for-help-finding-mosquito-repellent-at-walgreens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/31\/how-not-to-ask-for-help-finding-mosquito-repellent-at-walgreens\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to ask for help finding mosquito repellent at Walgreens"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Can I help you?”<\/p>\n

“Yeah, I’m trying to get Off, can you help me?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Can I help you?” “Yeah, I’m trying to get Off, can you help me?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4312,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4311\/revisions\/4312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}