{"id":444,"date":"2006-05-19T12:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T12:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=444"},"modified":"2006-05-19T12:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T12:03:00","slug":"bbq-fest-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/19\/bbq-fest-update\/","title":{"rendered":"BBQ Fest update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FUN BBQ FEST FACT:  In 1968, the Yippie Party nominated a pig named Pigasus for president of the United States.<\/p>\n<p>Y&#8217;know, if Mayor Herenton wants to do something to improve his popularity, I have a suggestion for him:  Declare the Friday of BBQ Fest a citywide holiday.  Encourage local businesses to give their employees the day off, so the employees can go down to the river and enjoy an event that is uniquely Memphis.  I bet he could pick up a good 20,000 votes or more in one fell swoop.<\/p>\n<p>So last night people were asking me, &#8220;Paul, you&#8217;re actually dressed pretty nicely&#8230; I mean, you have on khaki shorts rather than jean shorts&#8230; what&#8217;s the deal?&#8221;  Very simple&#8230; the khaki shorts are ones I ordered from Lands&#8217; End that have a hidden expandable waistband.  Expandable waistband = good thing to have for BBQ Fest.  Lands&#8217; End could probably set up a booth selling them and make quite a bit of money, now that I think about it.<\/p>\n<p>I want to thank one team in particular that has been incredibly generous so far this weekend:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.genuswinebbq.com\">GenuSwine Cookers, LLC<\/a>, from Hornbeak, TN.  Check out their website &#8211; they sell sauces, seasonings, rotisserie grills, lump charcoal, and grill accessories, and are competing this year in the whole hog category.  I enjoyed their fine BBQ and beer last night and will be back today for a second helping.  Also check out their sponsor, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coltindustries.com\">Colt Industries<\/a>, who sell DuPont Corian, Zodiaq, and Bath surfaces, among other products.<\/p>\n<p>Spent a good bit of time hanging out with my friend Chad and his uncle Paul last night.  Uncle Paul is from Denver, and he told me, &#8220;You need to come check out the casinos in Denver&#8230; they have one where practically all the dealers are Romanian girls, and most of them are single.&#8221;  Sounds like I need to book a cheap flight to Denver.  He told me the name of the casino, but what I really want to know is, what time is shift change, and where&#8217;s the nearby bar where the Romanians go for an after-work drink?<\/p>\n<p>On the agenda for tonight&#8230; in addition to a repeat visit to GenuSwine, I have a neighbor whose BBQ team&#8217;s booth has a stripper pole in it, and that sounds worth a visit.  I also have an accountant friend with a triple-decker booth, and then there&#8217;s my fellow Sleep Out&#8217;s drunks who have several teams.  After the fest I&#8217;ll probably end up in a late-night bar, maybe the Tap Room or the Black Diamond or Earnestine &amp; Hazel&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it for now&#8230; there WILL be a BBQ Fest photo album&#8230; seriously.  I know I&#8217;ve promised photo albums in the past and not delivered, but this time it will happen.  Also, don&#8217;t forget that we&#8217;ll be kicking off Tube Top Month in this blog in a mere 13 days &#8211; I told several people about that last night, and they all said, &#8220;That&#8217;s a good theme!&#8221;  Not surprisingly, all of the people who said that were guys.  Anyway, off to cubicle world, see you on the river tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FUN BBQ FEST FACT: In 1968, the Yippie Party nominated a pig named Pigasus for president of the United States. 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