{"id":456,"date":"2006-05-30T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=456"},"modified":"2006-05-30T16:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T16:50:00","slug":"duck-farts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/30\/duck-farts\/","title":{"rendered":"Duck farts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That was the name of the most popular drink at Sleep Out&#8217;s this past Sunday.  According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.idrink.com\/browserecipes.html\">iDrink.com<\/a>, a duck fart is 1 ounce each of coffee liqueur, Irish cream, and whiskey.  Taste can be described as a White Russian with an extra kick.  Duck farts were the cause of much merriment at Sleep Out&#8217;s as the evening wore on, much of which I&#8217;m not allowed to mention in this blog, but that&#8217;s fine because I don&#8217;t remember most of it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>One story I am allowed to tell&#8230; at one point someone put a mix CD in the bar&#8217;s player.  A song by Kermit the Frog came on, and I stood up, raised my fists high in the air, and shouted, &#8220;Kermit the GODDAMN Frog!&#8221; and the entire bar went silent for about 10 seconds.<\/p>\n<p>Duck farts apparently make you smarter.  After about four duck farts, I got the #1 score in the bar for the month on their NTN Trivia game, and Sleep Out&#8217;s ranked #1 in the nation for the team score for a subsequent game.<\/p>\n<p>Viva la duck fart!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That was the name of the most popular drink at Sleep Out&#8217;s this past Sunday. According to iDrink.com, a duck fart is 1 ounce each of coffee liqueur, Irish cream, and whiskey. Taste can be described as a White Russian with an extra kick. Duck farts were the cause of much merriment at Sleep Out&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/30\/duck-farts\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Duck farts&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->