{"id":4714,"date":"2009-09-25T07:27:48","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T12:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=4714"},"modified":"2009-09-25T07:27:48","modified_gmt":"2009-09-25T12:27:48","slug":"hotty-toddy-gosh-amighty-who-the-hell-are-we-losers-thats-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/25\/hotty-toddy-gosh-amighty-who-the-hell-are-we-losers-thats-who\/","title":{"rendered":"Hotty Toddy, Gosh A&#8217;mighty, who the hell are we? LOSERS, that&#8217;s who!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>South Carolina 16, Ole Miss 10.\u00a0 Love it.\u00a0 To quote Air Traffic Mike, &#8220;The only thing worse than being overrated is being way overrated.&#8221;\u00a0 See ya, Ole Miss.\u00a0 Hope you enjoyed your short stay in the Top 10.<\/p>\n<p>South Main Trolley Tour is tonight.\u00a0 The SMA won&#8217;t have its usual burgers-and-beer deal because they are getting ready for Oktoberfest on Sunday, but plenty of other galleries and shops will be open until 9 PM, and many of them will put out complimentary wine, beer, and\/or food.\u00a0 Free food?\u00a0 Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, speaking of the Nuh-Uh Girl, she tweeted last night, &#8220;Anyone want to take me to Encore for one last meal before they close?&#8221;\u00a0 She&#8217;s a food panhandler.<\/p>\n<p>I got an e-mail from the people who organized the swingers&#8217; party at Hollywood Disco last Saturday.\u00a0 They&#8217;re in the process of organizing a two-day Swingers&#8217; Double Header weekend here October 16-17.\u00a0 &#8220;Details to come,&#8221; they told me, &#8220;but we&#8217;re looking for a sexy lady who can give pole dancing lessons.\u00a0 Do you know anyone?&#8221;\u00a0 If anyone is interested, shoot me an e-mail at paul@paulryburn.com and I&#8217;ll pass on the info.<\/p>\n<p>They offered to hook me up with free admission and a complimentary beer at last Saturday&#8217;s party, as thanks for mentioning it in the blog.\u00a0 But I didn&#8217;t go.\u00a0 I admit I was somewhat curious about what happens at a &#8220;swingers party&#8221;&#8230; but, I don&#8217;t know&#8230; I guess I was afraid I&#8217;d look like &#8220;that guy&#8221; if I went.\u00a0 You know, &#8220;that guy&#8221; who&#8217;s just standing at the bar, taking up space, just kind of&#8230; there, staring at everyone, not really talking to anyone and getting &#8220;wtf&#8221; reactions when he tries.\u00a0 No one wants to be &#8220;that guy.&#8221;\u00a0 Plus, I was dead tired from Cooper-Young.\u00a0 Did anyone go to this party?\u00a0 If so, how was it?\u00a0 (and no, I won&#8217;t blog your response)<\/p>\n<p>Apparently the swingers are also Wooters, and they informed me that the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woot.com\/\">Woot-off<\/a> has been extended to a third day.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the news for this morning, so let&#8217;s wrap this up and get to work.<\/p>\n<p>Bim bam<br \/>\nFlim flam<br \/>\nOLE MISS SUCKS<br \/>\nBy damn!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>South Carolina 16, Ole Miss 10.\u00a0 Love it.\u00a0 To quote Air Traffic Mike, &#8220;The only thing worse than being overrated is being way overrated.&#8221;\u00a0 See ya, Ole Miss.\u00a0 Hope you enjoyed your short stay in the Top 10. South Main Trolley Tour is tonight.\u00a0 The SMA won&#8217;t have its usual burgers-and-beer deal because they are &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/25\/hotty-toddy-gosh-amighty-who-the-hell-are-we-losers-thats-who\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hotty Toddy, Gosh A&#8217;mighty, who the hell are we? LOSERS, that&#8217;s who!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4714"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4714"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4715,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4714\/revisions\/4715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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