{"id":4823,"date":"2009-10-07T07:17:12","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T12:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=4823"},"modified":"2009-10-07T07:17:12","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T12:17:12","slug":"food-panhandler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/07\/food-panhandler\/","title":{"rendered":"Food panhandler"},"content":{"rendered":"

At trivia last night, someone ordered a sandwich.\u00a0 Not long after it came out, the Nuh-Uh Girl swooped in like a pigeon and asked, “Are you going to eat that pickle?”\u00a0 Then she dipped it in ketchup and ate it.\u00a0 Here’s a pic.<\/p>\n

\"nuhuh-pickle\"<\/a><\/p>\n

She then said, “Hey, don’t knock ketchup until you try it!”\u00a0 She thinks everything’s better with ketchup.\u00a0 No, everything’s better with bacon.<\/p>\n

I have four or five more things to post about today, so check back.\u00a0 I’m going to type as many posts as possible before I leave for work and save them in Drafts, then put them up throughout the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At trivia last night, someone ordered a sandwich.\u00a0 Not long after it came out, the Nuh-Uh Girl swooped in like a pigeon and asked, “Are you going to eat that pickle?”\u00a0 Then she dipped it in ketchup and ate it.\u00a0 Here’s a pic. She then said, “Hey, don’t knock ketchup until you try it!”\u00a0 She … Continue reading “Food panhandler”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4823"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4826,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4823\/revisions\/4826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}