{"id":5413,"date":"2009-12-20T08:40:15","date_gmt":"2009-12-20T14:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5413"},"modified":"2009-12-20T08:40:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T14:40:15","slug":"happy-birthday-john-d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/20\/happy-birthday-john-d\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy birthday John D"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John D, pictured below, is hiding because he hopes everyone forgets that today is his birthday.\u00a0 Not gonna happen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5414\" title=\"johnd\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/johnd.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/johnd.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/johnd.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/johnd.jpg?w=800 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">If you see John today, be sure to wish him a happy birthday.\u00a0 His favorite beer is Bud Light bottles if you feel like sharing some birthday cheer with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John D, pictured below, is hiding because he hopes everyone forgets that today is his birthday.\u00a0 Not gonna happen. If you see John today, be sure to wish him a happy birthday.\u00a0 His favorite beer is Bud Light bottles if you feel like sharing some birthday cheer with him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5415,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions\/5415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->