{"id":5537,"date":"2010-01-03T02:56:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-03T08:56:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5537"},"modified":"2010-01-03T02:56:44","modified_gmt":"2010-01-03T08:56:44","slug":"jack-and-jill-went-up-the-hill-to-fetch-a-pail-of-water-jack-got-down-and-jill-came-around-and-now-they-have-a-son-and-a-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/03\/jack-and-jill-went-up-the-hill-to-fetch-a-pail-of-water-jack-got-down-and-jill-came-around-and-now-they-have-a-son-and-a-daughter\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack got down, and Jill came around, and now they have a son and a daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s time for another Brick Quote of the Week<\/strong>, nursery rhyme edition.\u00a0 PROFANITY ALERT:\u00a0 If you can’t handle profanity, skip this post.\u00a0 Come to think of it, just assume “profanity alert” for every Brick quote from now on.<\/p>\n

This week my friend Clay decided to see how much Brick knew about children’s nursery rhymes.<\/p>\n

“See if you can finish this one,” he challenged Brick.\u00a0 “Jack and Jill went up the hill, to…”<\/p>\n

Brick thought about it for a minute.\u00a0 If you listened closely you could hear the rocks rolling around in her head as she thought.\u00a0 Then she gave her answer.<\/p>\n

“… To fuck?” she said, in all seriousness.<\/p>\n

I don’t know about you, but if Brick were to re-write the book of nursery rhymes and children’s stories, it’d be fine with me.\u00a0 I wonder what she’d do with Jack and the Beanstalk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"