{"id":5580,"date":"2010-01-09T11:14:22","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T17:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5580"},"modified":"2010-01-09T11:15:35","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T17:15:35","slug":"south-main-gets-plugged-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/09\/south-main-gets-plugged-in\/","title":{"rendered":"South Main Association gets plugged in"},"content":{"rendered":"

The SMA recently upgraded their website<\/a>, so that it has details of all the things they have going on currently, whereas before it had details of the upcoming May 2009 meeting.\u00a0 They also have sections about dining, Trolley Tour, and shopping, and there’s a photo gallery.\u00a0 Looks great!\u00a0 Don’t forget that there’s an SMA meeting Tuesday night at the Center for Southern Folklore.<\/p>\n

If you want to network with the SMA, you can follow them on Twitter at @SMAMemphis.\u00a0 You can also find them on Facebook under “South Main Association.”\u00a0 When I searched for them, the South Mumbai Association came up in the results as well.\u00a0 I’m sure they’re an interesting group too.<\/p>\n

Last night:\u00a0 Couple of hours at the Saucer, couple of hours at Bardog, over to my friends Shawn and Joe’s place to shoot pool.\u00a0 While at Bardog, my friend Christina who is organizing the Jersey Shore Pub Crawl told me that she wants to dress me up for it – she wants to give me a fake spray-on tan and the blowout hairdo that Jerz guido douchebags have.\u00a0 Can a blowout really be done on hair as long as mine?\u00a0 Seems like it would take an entire tube of maximum-strength gel.\u00a0 And who knows how many times I’d have to wash my hair the next morning to get all that junk out.<\/p>\n

My friend Joe cut Saucer bartender Brittney’s hair earlier in the week, and while I agree that something needs to be done about her hair, he should have had her brush it forward so it completely covers her face.\u00a0 Now that he’s cut her hair, she has his cell number, and now she’s texting him all the time.\u00a0 If I had Old Lazy Ass texting me all the time I think I’d flush my iPhone down the toilet.<\/p>\n

No plans at all for the day… guess I’ll get on PokerStars and play some more Omaha Hi\/Lo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"