{"id":5588,"date":"2010-01-10T01:49:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-10T07:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5588"},"modified":"2010-01-10T01:49:27","modified_gmt":"2010-01-10T07:49:27","slug":"at-least-she-paid-for-her-food-this-time-instead-of-just-eating-off-everyone-elses-plates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/10\/at-least-she-paid-for-her-food-this-time-instead-of-just-eating-off-everyone-elses-plates\/","title":{"rendered":"At least she paid for her food this time, instead of just eating off everyone else’s plates"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here’s a pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating.\u00a0 Bicycle Bobby and I were at the bar when she came in.\u00a0 “I wonder how long before she orders food,” we asked each other.\u00a0 Not long later, a salmon plate came out.<\/p>\n

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Here’s a pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl eating.\u00a0 Bicycle Bobby and I were at the bar when she came in.\u00a0 “I wonder how long before she orders food,” we asked each other.\u00a0 Not long later, a salmon plate came out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5590,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5588\/revisions\/5590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}