{"id":5639,"date":"2010-01-14T12:31:06","date_gmt":"2010-01-14T18:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5639"},"modified":"2010-01-14T12:31:06","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T18:31:06","slug":"things-that-make-you-go-hmmm-actually-this-ones-more-like-things-that-make-you-go-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/14\/things-that-make-you-go-hmmm-actually-this-ones-more-like-things-that-make-you-go-wtf\/","title":{"rendered":"Things that make you go “hmmm”… actually, this one’s more like, things that make you go “WTF”"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just can’t hold this one back until Sunday… it’s too good.\u00a0 Yep, it’s time for a Bonus “Brick” Quote of the Week<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

I don’t have to issue a profanity warning for this one, but I do have to issue a general warning:\u00a0 After you read this, your mind will go completely blank for about two minutes (and thus you’ll get to experience what it’s like to be Brick) as you stare at the computer screen.<\/p>\n

Ok, you’ve been warned.\u00a0 Ready?<\/p>\n

“Obama’s going to bomb the moon to see if there’s water.\u00a0 But that could mess up gravity.”<\/p>\n

See, I told you.<\/p>\n

I wonder if they make the “It’s not rocket surgery” shirts in female sizes.\u00a0 She should wear one every day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I just can’t hold this one back until Sunday… it’s too good.\u00a0 Yep, it’s time for a Bonus “Brick” Quote of the Week. I don’t have to issue a profanity warning for this one, but I do have to issue a general warning:\u00a0 After you read this, your mind will go completely blank for about … Continue reading “Things that make you go “hmmm”… actually, this one’s more like, things that make you go “WTF””<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5639"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5641,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5639\/revisions\/5641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}