{"id":5654,"date":"2010-01-15T22:53:17","date_gmt":"2010-01-16T04:53:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5654"},"modified":"2010-01-15T22:53:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-16T04:53:17","slug":"brick-clarifies-her-most-recent-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/15\/brick-clarifies-her-most-recent-quote\/","title":{"rendered":"Brick clarifies her most recent quote"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I walked into the Saucer, and got punched on the arm.\u00a0 Brick was not happy with her recent quote about the space program.\u00a0 Here it is:\u00a0 &#8220;Obama&#8217;s going to bomb the moon to see if there&#8217;s water.\u00a0 But that could mess up gravity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After punching me, she said, &#8220;Paul. You always try to make me look stupid in your blog.\u00a0 You know what I meant.\u00a0 I meant. if the moon got thrown off course, it would screw shit up.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>OK, thanks for clarifying, Brick.\u00a0 Now it all makes sense.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I walked into the Saucer, and got punched on the arm.\u00a0 Brick was not happy with her recent quote about the space program.\u00a0 Here it is:\u00a0 &#8220;Obama&#8217;s going to bomb the moon to see if there&#8217;s water.\u00a0 But that could mess up gravity.&#8221; After punching me, she said, &#8220;Paul. You always try to make &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/15\/brick-clarifies-her-most-recent-quote\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Brick clarifies her most recent quote&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5654"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5655,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5654\/revisions\/5655"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->