{"id":5669,"date":"2010-01-17T00:24:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-17T06:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5669"},"modified":"2010-01-17T00:24:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-17T06:24:40","slug":"lobster-the-other-white-meat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/17\/lobster-the-other-white-meat\/","title":{"rendered":"Lobster, the other white meat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Sunday.\u00a0 The start of a new week, which means it&#8217;s time for a new <strong>&#8220;Brick&#8221; Quote of the Week<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>This particular quote happened last Sunday.\u00a0 I got to the Saucer about 12:30 and found that Brick was working.\u00a0 By &#8220;working&#8221; I mean sitting on her ass on the couch, talking.\u00a0 &#8220;I wonder how long it will take before I get something quotable,&#8221; I commented.<\/p>\n<p>Not two minutes later, a discussion broke out about good places to eat Sunday brunch.\u00a0 &#8220;Bardog is really good,&#8221; someone said.\u00a0 &#8220;Especially the lobster sandwich.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Moody replied, &#8220;Yeah, but I don&#8217;t eat seafood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Brick, who was sitting next to Moody, exclaimed, &#8220;IT&#8217;S NOT SEAFOOD!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know, NBC is looking to fill 5 hours of prime-time programming now that they&#8217;ve pulled Leno.\u00a0 Maybe they should just put Brick in front of a camera and let her talk.\u00a0 The show would probably become the #1-rated comedy of the season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, Sunday.\u00a0 The start of a new week, which means it&#8217;s time for a new &#8220;Brick&#8221; Quote of the Week. This particular quote happened last Sunday.\u00a0 I got to the Saucer about 12:30 and found that Brick was working.\u00a0 By &#8220;working&#8221; I mean sitting on her ass on the couch, talking.\u00a0 &#8220;I wonder how long &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/17\/lobster-the-other-white-meat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Lobster, the other white meat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5669"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5677,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5669\/revisions\/5677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->