{"id":568,"date":"2006-09-09T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=568"},"modified":"2006-09-09T23:11:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-09T23:11:00","slug":"stupidest-college-cheer-ever-and-gharials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/09\/stupidest-college-cheer-ever-and-gharials\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupidest college cheer ever, and gharials"},"content":{"rendered":"

Philip’s<\/a> recent blog entries have reminded me how stupid Ole Miss’s “Hotty Toddy” cheer is. I’ve decided that from now on, I will root for ANYONE who plays Ole Miss. Even Texas.<\/p>\n

This week I discovered that there’s an animal I had never heard of that is related to alligators, caimans, and crocodiles. It’s called a gharial<\/a>. Unlike gators and crocs, gharials don’t pose a danger to humans. I think I’d still stay out of their way though.<\/p>\n

I’m still at Sleep Out’s. I’m drunk. Jonah wants to use the computer. Guess I’ll post now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Philip’s recent blog entries have reminded me how stupid Ole Miss’s “Hotty Toddy” cheer is. I’ve decided that from now on, I will root for ANYONE who plays Ole Miss. Even Texas. This week I discovered that there’s an animal I had never heard of that is related to alligators, caimans, and crocodiles. It’s called … Continue reading “Stupidest college cheer ever, and gharials”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}