{"id":5685,"date":"2010-01-18T17:11:02","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T23:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=5685"},"modified":"2010-01-18T17:11:02","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T23:11:02","slug":"mon-update-womens-fashion-party-silly-goose-kissy-juicy-behind-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/18\/mon-update-womens-fashion-party-silly-goose-kissy-juicy-behind-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Mon update: Women&#8217;s fashion party, Silly Goose, &#8220;kissy juicy behind,&#8221; and more"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shelton Clothiers is seriously considering opening a new women&#8217;s store Downtown and wants your help.  This Friday, January 22, is Christine Shelton&#8217;s birthday, and she wants the ladies of Downtown to help her celebrate it in the storefront at 121 S. Main.  There will be images of women&#8217;s fashions on the wall, and you will be invited to mark the ones you like &#8211; it&#8217;s a &#8220;Mark it for Market&#8221; party.  Your feedback will help determine which clothing lines Christine carries when the store opens.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone who comes will receive a $25 gift card toward their first purchase, and they will become one of &#8220;Christine&#8217;s Preferred Customers.&#8221;  You&#8217;ll also get to enter into a drawing for a $100 gift card to Circa.<\/p>\n<p>Wine will be served at the party, and Circa will provide food.  Free food?  Wonder if the Nuh-Uh Girl will show up.<\/p>\n<p>The Silly Goose celebrates its first birthday party this Wednesday night, January 20.  There will be a DJ and drink specials to thank those who supported the Goose during their first year, so come on out.  Lord&#8230; I have a feeling Thursday morning is going to hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Brick got on my Facebook page and claimed that she didn&#8217;t say &#8220;It&#8217;s not seafood!&#8221; (regarding lobster), but rather &#8220;I love seafood!&#8221;  I don&#8217;t know.  Lots of people were sitting nearby, and as soon as she said it, other people commented to me, &#8220;well, there&#8217;s your next quote.&#8221;  So it&#8217;s unclear whether I mis-heard, or whether she&#8217;s trying to cover her tracks.  As for the server who said maybe Brick should try learning English before she learns French, Brick responded, &#8220;English was always my best subject so whoever said that can kissy juicy behind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm it&#8217;s 55 out&#8230; that means, for the first time in nearly a month, I&#8217;m going to wear my PBR hoodie, shorts and sandals to the Saucer for Pint Nite.\u00a0 BEER!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shelton Clothiers is seriously considering opening a new women&#8217;s store Downtown and wants your help. This Friday, January 22, is Christine Shelton&#8217;s birthday, and she wants the ladies of Downtown to help her celebrate it in the storefront at 121 S. Main. There will be images of women&#8217;s fashions on the wall, and you will &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/01\/18\/mon-update-womens-fashion-party-silly-goose-kissy-juicy-behind-and-more\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mon update: Women&#8217;s fashion party, Silly Goose, &#8220;kissy juicy behind,&#8221; and more&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5685"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5687,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5685\/revisions\/5687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->