I just got home from my morning Mountain Dew run to Walgreens.\u00a0 By the cash register I noticed that they have “kissable body spray” and “chocolate body paint.”\u00a0 So if you want to spice up your sex life, you don’t have to drive all the way to one of the adult bookstores out by the airport… just go to Walgreens.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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