Last night, I was talking to one of the regular readers of this blog at the Flying Saucer, and she asked me for suggestions for her Halloween costume.<\/p>\n
“Stripper?” I replied. “Belly dancer? Slut from an ’80s rock video?” Someone else suggested she dress as Mr.Hankey the talking turd from South Park. “Yeah!” I told her. “You could wear a skintight brown bodysuit with absolutely nothing on underneath.”<\/p>\n
She rejected those costume ideas but she agreed with the overall theme. “Whatever I’m going to be, it has to be skanky,” she said. “It’s Skank-o-ween!”<\/p>\n
If you have any ideas for costumes she can wear for Skank-o-ween, e-mail me<\/a> and I’ll forward them to her.<\/p>\n Also… what Halloween parties are going on this year? I know of several already… the one in my apartment building, the Chicken Tractor one, the one at Sleep Out’s. What else will be going on? If you hear of anything, send it to me<\/a>, and if it sounds good I’ll post it. (Warning: I reserve the right to make fun of parties that sound lame… parties taking place in East Bumblefuck or at the “U-Club” being the most likely to draw sarcastic comments)<\/p>\n Just got up with the usual Saturday morning hangover… but, I went to the Broad Avenue Gallery Walk last night and really enjoyed it. Soon as I take a shower and drink a Mountain Dew I’ll be posting about that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night, I was talking to one of the regular readers of this blog at the Flying Saucer, and she asked me for suggestions for her Halloween costume. “Stripper?” I replied. “Belly dancer? Slut from an ’80s rock video?” Someone else suggested she dress as Mr.Hankey the talking turd from South Park. “Yeah!” I told … Continue reading “Skank-o-ween”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=613"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/613\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}