{"id":621,"date":"2006-10-20T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-20T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=621"},"modified":"2006-10-20T06:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-20T06:00:00","slug":"drunk-post-blue-moon-on-stlouis-keep-on-shinin-and-prejudiced-bum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/20\/drunk-post-blue-moon-on-stlouis-keep-on-shinin-and-prejudiced-bum\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk post: Blue Moon on St.Louis keep on shinin&#8217;, and prejudiced bum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to the St.Louis Cardinals on defeating the New York Mets tonight in Game 7 of the playoffs, to make it to the World Series.  As long as the Cardinals are alive in the post-season, the Flying Saucer has Blue Moon on sale for $2.50.  I&#8217;m hoping to see the Cardinals take the World Series in 7 games, with each game going at least 13 innings.  The Saucer is going to be seeing a lot of me the rest of this month.  Not that they wouldn&#8217;t otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Walking home tonight, I encountered a bum doing his usual schtick.  &#8220;You all right?&#8221; he asked.  &#8220;Where you from?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m from Nobummania!&#8221;  I replied.  &#8220;I&#8217;m from Bumgoawayya!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently he had heard of those countries and didn&#8217;t like them, because he started cussing me out.  Can I help my ethnic origins?  Prejudice must be eliminated from the bums downtown.  Let&#8217;s just make it legal to kill them, that&#8217;ll do it.<\/p>\n<p>Drunk.  Going to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to the St.Louis Cardinals on defeating the New York Mets tonight in Game 7 of the playoffs, to make it to the World Series. As long as the Cardinals are alive in the post-season, the Flying Saucer has Blue Moon on sale for $2.50. I&#8217;m hoping to see the Cardinals take the World Series &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/20\/drunk-post-blue-moon-on-stlouis-keep-on-shinin-and-prejudiced-bum\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Drunk post: Blue Moon on St.Louis keep on shinin&#8217;, and prejudiced bum&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->