{"id":6481,"date":"2010-04-25T09:41:43","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T14:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=6481"},"modified":"2010-04-25T09:41:43","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T14:41:43","slug":"sun-update-brewfest-wine-race","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/04\/25\/sun-update-brewfest-wine-race\/","title":{"rendered":"Sun update: Brewfest, Wine Race"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just downloaded my photos from Memphis Brewfest and wow, are they ever horrible.\u00a0 Out of all the ones I took there are maybe 3 good ones.\u00a0 Lots of out of focus shots, shots with half of people&#8217;s heads cut off, shots with eyes closed, etc.\u00a0 That&#8217;s what happens when the point is to get as wasted as possible in 4 hours.\u00a0 Well, the organizers of the festival would probably argue that the point is to learn about beer, but I disagree.<\/p>\n<p>I did get a good pic of one of my favorite tube top wearers, and she will probably make an appearance on the blog sometime in June.\u00a0 36 days until Tube Top Month!<\/p>\n<p>Which reminds me&#8230; if you&#8217;re going to Wine Race today and want to be on the blog, wear a tube top and find me&#8230; I&#8217;ll have the camera with me.\u00a0 (Note:\u00a0 This offer applies to women only&#8230; shouldn&#8217;t even have to say that, but Skippy reads my blog.)<\/p>\n<p>The official start time of Wine Race is 1, but people start congregating on the street earlier&#8230; I&#8217;ll probably get down there about 12.\u00a0 I&#8217;ll mention once again that a Call-a-Cab from Wet Willie&#8217;s is a very good idea.\u00a0 (Unless you&#8217;re driving&#8230; then it&#8217;s a very BAD idea.)\u00a0 Events include (not sure about the order) a grape stomp, a parade, Queen of the Vine, and the wine relay.\u00a0 Most of the participants start drinking early in the morning so they&#8217;re properly lubricated by the time the competition starts.\u00a0 If you&#8217;ve never seen Wine Race, you really need to come down.\u00a0 It&#8217;s in Handy Park and on Beale east of Third.<\/p>\n<p>Post-race, everyone (participants and spectators) disperse to nearby bars (Alfred&#8217;s in particular) and proceed to get even more wasted.\u00a0 Last weekend may have been the best festival weekend of the spring, but this weekend is surely the drunkest.<\/p>\n<p>After that it&#8217;ll be time for Music Fest&#8230; I&#8217;m undecided about going this year.\u00a0 I&#8217;m going to wait until Wednesday, the last day to buy the 3-day pass, then decide.\u00a0 I have two requirements:\u00a0 No low below 60 degrees, and no day with a greater than 50% chance of rain.\u00a0 Looks like the temperatures will hold up, but the rain situation is iffy.<\/p>\n<p>Saw on Twitter that a couple had sex in a hot tub on a Downtown rooftop last night.\u00a0 They apparently had quite an audience.\u00a0 I wonder which rooftop?<\/p>\n<p>What the hell&#8230; I&#8217;ll go ahead and post the few good Brewfest pics I took&#8230; then I&#8217;m outta here&#8230; see you at Wine Race<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050240.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6482\" title=\"P1050240\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050240.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050240.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050240.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050240.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Beer being served in the concourse<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050244.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6483\" title=\"P1050244\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050244.jpg?resize=375%2C500\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050244.jpg?resize=375%2C500 375w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050244.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050244.jpg?w=1200 1200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 375px) 85vw, 375px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bicycle Bobby and Kelly.\u00a0 With wind gusts to 40 MPH, I was extremely disappointed that Kelly didn&#8217;t wear her skirt.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050247.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6484\" title=\"P1050247\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050247.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050247.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050247.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050247.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>A rare pic of the Nuh-Uh Girl without food.\u00a0 From the look on her face, I&#8217;d guess she was sampling Turbo Dog.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050251.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-6485\" title=\"P1050251\" src=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050251.jpg?resize=500%2C375\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050251.jpg?resize=500%2C375 500w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050251.jpg?resize=300%2C225 300w, http:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/P1050251.jpg?w=1600 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Stevie G, Lee and Lauren<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just downloaded my photos from Memphis Brewfest and wow, are they ever horrible.\u00a0 Out of all the ones I took there are maybe 3 good ones.\u00a0 Lots of out of focus shots, shots with half of people&#8217;s heads cut off, shots with eyes closed, etc.\u00a0 That&#8217;s what happens when the point is to get &hellip; 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