{"id":6667,"date":"2010-05-12T08:45:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-12T13:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=6667"},"modified":"2010-05-12T08:46:21","modified_gmt":"2010-05-12T13:46:21","slug":"best-advice-for-ladies-who-want-to-get-in-bbq-fest-team-booths-dont-bring-douche-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/12\/best-advice-for-ladies-who-want-to-get-in-bbq-fest-team-booths-dont-bring-douche-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Best advice for ladies who want to get in BBQ Fest team booths: Don’t bring douche with you"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not referring to Summer’s Eve or similar products.\u00a0 (If you bring those with you, we’d prefer not to know, thanks.)\u00a0 By “douche” I mean a guy, or worse, more than one guy, displaying particular traits.\u00a0 If you’re thinking about coming to BBQ Fest with a guy, ask yourself these questions.\u00a0 The more “yeses,” the more likely it is that he’s a douche.<\/p>\n

1) When he wears a polo shirt, does he pop the collar?<\/p>\n

2) Does he spend more time on his hair than you do?<\/p>\n

3) When he goes out, does he wear Affliction, Ed Hardy, or similar graphic tees?<\/p>\n

4) Does he buy his shirts one size too small, to show off the fact that he works out?<\/p>\n

5) Does he use the phrase “GTL” (gym, tanning, laundry) in a non-ironic way?<\/p>\n

6) If you went with him to Music Fest, did he randomly yell out “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” for no reason?<\/p>\n

7) Has he been in a fight in the past month?<\/p>\n

8\u00a0 ) When he wears a baseball cap, does he tilt it at an angle?<\/p>\n

9) When you take pics with him, does he make stupid faces and throw hand signs?<\/p>\n

If you’re still not clear on the concept of “douche,” I recommend you spend 15-20 reading posts on the Hot Chicks with Douchebags<\/a> site.\u00a0 Look at the pics of the guys there.\u00a0 Then look at the guy you’re considering bringing with you to BBQ Fest and ask yourself honestly, is he a douche?\u00a0 If he is, you’re going to have a much harder time getting in team booths.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"