{"id":670,"date":"2006-11-21T05:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T05:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=670"},"modified":"2006-11-21T05:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T05:29:00","slug":"taking-duck-farts-to-a-whole-new-level","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/21\/taking-duck-farts-to-a-whole-new-level\/","title":{"rendered":"Taking duck farts to a whole new level"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Several times in this blog, I&#8217;ve mentioned a drink called a &#8220;duck fart&#8221; that has become the unofficial shooter at Sleep Out Louie&#8217;s over the past six months.  It&#8217;s a combination of Bailey&#8217;s Irish Cream, coffee liqueur, and whiskey.<\/p>\n<p>Well, this past Sunday duck farts were taken to a whole new level.  Brunch regular Chad ordered one and told the bartender, &#8220;Instead of putting it in a shot glass, pour it in a cup of coffee.&#8221;  I&#8217;m not a big coffee drinker but Chad told me it was one of the best cups of coffee he ever had.<\/p>\n<p>The Rapscallions talked me into doing Monday night trivia at Huey&#8217;s tonight.  The team won second place, but I doubt I&#8217;ll be going back anytime soon&#8230; one trivia night a week is enough for me, and Tuesday nights at the Flying Saucer are much more interesting.  Also, the &#8220;house cash&#8221; won at Huey&#8217;s is not redeemable for alcohol.  What&#8217;s the point?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided I&#8217;m going to take Wednesday off work.  Rumor has it that they&#8217;re going to let us go after half a day at work on Wednesday, and since I&#8217;m a contractor that means I&#8217;ll only get paid for 4 hours instead of 8 like everyone else if I go in.  And let&#8217;s face it, no one&#8217;s going to get any work done on Wednesday anyway.  So the way I see it, that will allow me to stay out late on Tuesday, sleep until a reasonable hour Wednesday morning, and drive home to Little Rock and get there by 5:30 or 6:00.<\/p>\n<p>Yawn&#8230; guess I&#8217;ll go get some sleep now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several times in this blog, I&#8217;ve mentioned a drink called a &#8220;duck fart&#8221; that has become the unofficial shooter at Sleep Out Louie&#8217;s over the past six months. It&#8217;s a combination of Bailey&#8217;s Irish Cream, coffee liqueur, and whiskey. Well, this past Sunday duck farts were taken to a whole new level. Brunch regular Chad &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/21\/taking-duck-farts-to-a-whole-new-level\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Taking duck farts to a whole new level&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->