{"id":675,"date":"2006-11-25T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-25T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=675"},"modified":"2006-11-25T15:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-25T15:44:00","slug":"ewwwwwwwwwww","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/25\/ewwwwwwwwwww\/","title":{"rendered":"Ewwwwwwwwwww"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night during South Main Trolley Art Tour, I stopped by Earnestine &amp; Hazel&#8217;s to use the restroom.  I washed my hands using the pink &#8220;soap&#8221; pictured below.  &#8220;That&#8217;s funny,&#8221; I thought, &#8220;This bar of soap isn&#8217;t slimy, like soap usually is.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/eh_sink-778393.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/eh_sink-777997.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/eh_urinalcake-702752.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block;text-align:center;cursor:pointer;margin:0 auto 10px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i1.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/uploaded_images\/eh_urinalcake-701608.jpg?w=840\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><br \/>I then smelled my hands, and realized that I had just washed my hands not with soap, but with a urinal cake.<\/p>\n<p>Gross.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night during South Main Trolley Art Tour, I stopped by Earnestine &amp; Hazel&#8217;s to use the restroom. I washed my hands using the pink &#8220;soap&#8221; pictured below. &#8220;That&#8217;s funny,&#8221; I thought, &#8220;This bar of soap isn&#8217;t slimy, like soap usually is.&#8221; I then smelled my hands, and realized that I had just washed my &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/11\/25\/ewwwwwwwwwww\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ewwwwwwwwwww&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->