{"id":6812,"date":"2010-05-21T15:02:07","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T20:02:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=6812"},"modified":"2010-05-21T15:06:54","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T20:06:54","slug":"can-you-guess-what-shes-texting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/21\/can-you-guess-what-shes-texting\/","title":{"rendered":"Can you guess what she&#8217;s texting?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/meghan_texting.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6813\" title=\"meghan_texting\" src=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/meghan_texting.jpg?resize=170%2C360\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/meghan_texting.jpg?w=170 170w, http:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/meghan_texting.jpg?resize=141%2C300 141w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 170px) 85vw, 170px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;omg omg omg the pbody rooftop is doing a jerzy shore nite i bet there are going to be lots of hott guys there i need to schedule a 6 hour tanning session to get ready then i need to buy a new outfit wall mart is having a sale&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Yep, it&#8217;s true&#8230; on Thursday, June 3 (not this coming Thursday but the next one), the theme of the weekly Peabody rooftop party will be <strong>Jersey Shore<\/strong>.\u00a0 PBR and Sparks will be the featured beers, and the food buffet will consist of Coney Island hot dogs, cheddar popcorn, and onion rings.\u00a0 In VIP there will be fried clam po-boys, fried fish fingers, and wheels of cheddar cheese.\u00a0 The Mudflap Kings will be on stage, although I don&#8217;t think the band has anything to do with the theme.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Allergies nearly killed me this morning, so I called in&#8230; didn&#8217;t think my cubicle mates would appreciate listening to me sneeze 100 times.\u00a0 The Walgreens version of Claritin-D has finally kicked in, and after a long nap I&#8217;m somewhat better now.\u00a0 Unusual for it to be 3 PM before I pop open the first Mountain Dew of the day.\u00a0 Anyway, that&#8217;s why there was no lunchtime post sometime between 11 and 2 today.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Inbox is approaching 100 messages again, and I see several things in there that look like they need to be in a future post&#8230; will go through them shortly.\u00a0 But first, I think it&#8217;s time for another nap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;omg omg omg the pbody rooftop is doing a jerzy shore nite i bet there are going to be lots of hott guys there i need to schedule a 6 hour tanning session to get ready then i need to buy a new outfit wall mart is having a sale&#8221; Yep, it&#8217;s true&#8230; on Thursday, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/21\/can-you-guess-what-shes-texting\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Can you guess what she&#8217;s texting?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6812"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6816,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6812\/revisions\/6816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->