{"id":70,"date":"2004-11-13T20:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-13T20:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=70"},"modified":"2004-11-13T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-13T20:37:00","slug":"wine-tasting-and-the-difference-between-downtowners-and-everyone-else","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/13\/wine-tasting-and-the-difference-between-downtowners-and-everyone-else\/","title":{"rendered":"Wine tasting, and the difference between downtowners and everyone else"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever need to find me on Sunday, it&#8217;s real easy &#8211; go to the downtown Blue Monkey on Front Street.  I get there about noon and order a bottle of champagne and orange juice, make mimosas, and catch up with the other downtowners who come in.<\/p>\n<p>Last Sunday I was there and noticed a card sitting on the bar.  &#8220;WINE TASTING &#8211; 5:30 PM.&#8221;  Sounds interesting, I thought, so I decided to hang out until then.<\/p>\n<p>So at 5:30 I tabbed out at the bar and went into the back room for the tasting.  I paid my $15 and took a seat.  The Monkey&#8217;s day shift manager, who got off at 5:30, also stuck around and sat at the table with me.  There were about 12-15 people at the other tables, and I found out that they came from Collierville and Cordova.<\/p>\n<p>There were six wines, two white and four red.  The sommelier, in my opinion, did an excellent job &#8211; rather than the tiny sips they usually pour at wine tastings, this guy was pouring full glasses.  Only problem was, the tasting was moving along at a brisk pace, about 5-7 minutes between wines.  I had to have an empty glass ready by the time the next bottle came around, and I know better than to slam glasses of wine, especially red wine.  So I had to do something that goes against everything I believe in &#8211; I had to pour the remainder into the discard bucket in the middle of the table.<\/p>\n<p>As the wine began to flow, everyone loosened up and started joking around.  &#8220;Look at all those different wines in the discard bucket,&#8221; commented the day shift manager.  &#8220;It&#8217;s like a Diver from Silky O&#8217;Sullivan&#8217;s.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So the tasting went on&#8230;.three, four, five, six wines.  Each time I had to pour out about half my glass to be ready to move on.  I enjoyed the tasting thoroughly but was a bit disappointed to see so much of my $15 investment in that discard bucket.<\/p>\n<p>So I did what, to me, seemed like the logical thing&#8230;I picked up the bucket and poured myself a glass.<\/p>\n<p>The people at the other tables were appalled.  &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221; they asked.  &#8220;That&#8217;s the throwaway bucket!&#8221;  I&#8217;m sorry, but I didn&#8217;t see anything wrong with it.  I was only sharing the bucket with one other person, who happened to be a friend of mine.  How is that any different from taking a sip from a glass that she just drank from, which I do all the time with my friends.  I wouldn&#8217;t have done it if people I didn&#8217;t know were also using the bucket.<\/p>\n<p>Over the past week, I&#8217;ve told this story to numerous people and have noticed two distinct reactions.  About half the people have responded, &#8220;You drank out of the wine bucket, what&#8217;s wrong with that?  You paid for it, after all.&#8221;  Nearly all of those people live downtown.<\/p>\n<p>The other half have said, &#8220;Paul!  What&#8217;s wrong with with you?  Drinking out of the discard bucket is just gross!  Wine tastings are classy events, you need to act appropriately when you attend one.&#8221;  Almost none of the people who responded this way live downtown &#8211; they live out east, in the suburbs, or (surprisingly) in Midtown.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it.  The difference between downtown and the rest of the city.  I&#8217;m glad I&#8217;ve picked a neighborhood that shares my attitude and values.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever need to find me on Sunday, it&#8217;s real easy &#8211; go to the downtown Blue Monkey on Front Street. I get there about noon and order a bottle of champagne and orange juice, make mimosas, and catch up with the other downtowners who come in. 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