{"id":7125,"date":"2010-06-24T07:12:01","date_gmt":"2010-06-24T12:12:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=7125"},"modified":"2010-06-24T07:12:01","modified_gmt":"2010-06-24T12:12:01","slug":"i-see-its-time-to-link-to-the-anti-duckface-site-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/24\/i-see-its-time-to-link-to-the-anti-duckface-site-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I see it&#8217;s time to link to the Anti-Duckface site again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning and got on Facebook.\u00a0 One of my Facebook friends had posted a pic of Downtown&#8217;s biggest female douchebag (I won&#8217;t name names, but she&#8217;s appeared on this site in a tube top within the past month) making the duckface as she posed for a pic.\u00a0 I guess it&#8217;s time to link to <a href=\"http:\/\/antiduckface.com\/\">AntiDuckface.com<\/a> again.<\/p>\n<p>To quote from their site:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>you know that face you make when you&#8217;re about to take that perfect picture of yourself for the internet?<\/p>\n<p>you know, the pose where you push your mouth out in that sort of pout \/ kiss face to make it look like you&#8217;ve got big pouty lips, a super-defined jawline, and model-quality cheekbones?<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s called &#8220;duckface&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>STOP DOING IT.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>IT ISN&#8217;T SEXY.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>YOU LOOK STUPID.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>REALLY, REALLY STUPID. <\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning and got on Facebook.\u00a0 One of my Facebook friends had posted a pic of Downtown&#8217;s biggest female douchebag (I won&#8217;t name names, but she&#8217;s appeared on this site in a tube top within the past month) making the duckface as she posed for a pic.\u00a0 I guess it&#8217;s time to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/06\/24\/i-see-its-time-to-link-to-the-anti-duckface-site-again\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I see it&#8217;s time to link to the Anti-Duckface site again&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7127,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7125\/revisions\/7127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->