I went out at 9:30. I meant to have one beer at the Saucer and then come home.<\/p>\n
I had that beer. I also had another beer, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, another beer, and then I walked across the street to McGuinness and had a Woodchuck Cider.<\/p>\n
When I got to my front door, it took me 2 minutes to figure out how to insert the key into the lock.<\/p>\n
It’s probably a good thing I didn’t have female company tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I went out at 9:30. I meant to have one beer at the Saucer and then come home. I had that beer. I also had another beer, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, a shot of Jager, another beer, another beer, and then I walked across the street to McGuinness and had a … Continue reading “Drunk post”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}