{"id":7194,"date":"2010-07-02T20:58:52","date_gmt":"2010-07-03T01:58:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=7194"},"modified":"2010-07-02T20:58:52","modified_gmt":"2010-07-03T01:58:52","slug":"duck-face-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/02\/duck-face-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Duck face video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are several marks of the male douchebag:  The popped collar, the too-tight Affliction shirt, etc.  But for women, nothing says &#8220;douchebaguette&#8221; more than the duck face.  Someone made a video.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/itjHUM5B9uM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/itjHUM5B9uM&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Note that there are a couple of tube tops in the video, so this does meet the standards for Tube Top Month Extended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are several marks of the male douchebag: The popped collar, the too-tight Affliction shirt, etc. But for women, nothing says &#8220;douchebaguette&#8221; more than the duck face. Someone made a video. Note that there are a couple of tube tops in the video, so this does meet the standards for Tube Top Month Extended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7194"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7194"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7196,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7194\/revisions\/7196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->