{"id":731,"date":"2006-12-29T17:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-29T17:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=731"},"modified":"2006-12-29T17:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-29T17:49:00","slug":"the-things-you-learn-about-in-bars-wheelchairs-beer-cooler-scooters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/29\/the-things-you-learn-about-in-bars-wheelchairs-beer-cooler-scooters\/","title":{"rendered":"The things you learn about in bars: Wheelchairs, beer cooler scooters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I may as well have my mail redirected to the Flying Saucer, because this week I&#8217;ve been spending more time there than I have at home.  I have to say, you certainly do learn some interesting facts from the people sitting next to you at bars.  For example:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I learned that Dean Kamen, who invented the Segway personal transportation device, has invented a wheelchair that can handle off-road terrain, can raise you to eye level for conversations, and can even climb stairs.  So I Googled it this morning and found it &#8211; it&#8217;s called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ibotnow.com\/ibot\/\">iBOT Mobility System<\/a>.  Pretty cool.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I was also told about a vehicle that is a combination beer cooler and electric scooter.  So I Googled that too and found it <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coolerscooterdirect.com\/\">here<\/a>.  This company should open up a dealership in Downtown Memphis, they&#8217;d make a fortune.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; And I even stayed up on the day&#8217;s news while drinking beer at the Saucer, learning that Grizzlies head coach Mike Fratello has been fired after getting off to a 6-24 start this season.  Director of player personnel Tony Barone Sr. has been named interim head coach.  I wish they&#8217;d throw a big pile of money Hubie&#8217;s way and convince him to come back for one more season.<\/p>\n<p>The streets were packed yesterday with Houston fans and South Carolina fans in town to party before the big game today.  Those South Carolina fans are something else &#8211; half of them would yell &#8220;GAME!&#8221; and the other half would yell &#8220;COCKS!&#8221;  I guess I&#8217;m going to have to root for Houston, because I find it hard to support a team whose fans go around yelling &#8220;COCKS.&#8221;  Also there was a really cute girl at the Saucer last night who was dancing her ass off and she had a Houston shirt on.  So, yeah, I guess I&#8217;m for Houston, although &#8220;don&#8217;t care&#8221; is more my attitude toward the whole thing.  And for those of you who think I&#8217;m a traitor for not supporting an SEC team, STFU, I&#8217;ll support an SEC team Monday when Arkansas plays Wisconsin.<\/p>\n<p>Yay!  According to WeatherBug, it&#8217;s 61 degrees out right now, which means I&#8217;ll be invoking my &#8220;rule of 60&#8221; today (if it&#8217;s above 60, I wear shorts).  Time to go people-watch and drink some more beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may as well have my mail redirected to the Flying Saucer, because this week I&#8217;ve been spending more time there than I have at home. I have to say, you certainly do learn some interesting facts from the people sitting next to you at bars. For example: &#8211; I learned that Dean Kamen, who &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/29\/the-things-you-learn-about-in-bars-wheelchairs-beer-cooler-scooters\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The things you learn about in bars: Wheelchairs, beer cooler scooters&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->