Hi there.\u00a0 It’s Sunday at 11 AM and I’m still drunk from last night.\u00a0 Started the day at the Saucer about 4 yesterday, then went with my friend Lee to Kooky Canuck to eat.\u00a0 Magan was working.\u00a0 The hot one.\u00a0 The other one was there too, but who cares about her.\u00a0 Anyway, I had the corn brats, which were excellent as usual.\u00a0 While there, I came up with a brilliant idea.\u00a0 Lee should run a clothesline out his window.\u00a0 Then, when his dogs need to go out, he could just clothespin them to the line and move the line so they’re out the window and can pee and poop from the second floor.\u00a0 They’d probably be so scared that they’d get it done quickly.\u00a0 Then he could pull them back in, and he’d never have to go outside himself.\u00a0 I should get a $5,000\/week consulting fee for coming up with brilliant ideas like this.<\/p>\n
So anyway, we got done eating, and I decided to go back to the Saucer for another beer.\u00a0 I managed to convince Lee that he needed to have another beer too.\u00a0 While there, I ran into the elusive and mysterious Kimmy Kim.\u00a0 Due to staffing at the Saucer, the E&M KK was not the shortest person in the building for the first time ever.\u00a0 I ended up going to Bardog and then Paula & Raiford’s with the elusive and mysterious Kimmy Kim.\u00a0 Man… Paula & Raiford’s was the place to be last night.\u00a0 The entire club was packed and people were dancing their ass off.\u00a0 I got pics of the elusive & mysterious Kimmy Kim, and I could post them, and I probably should, but I can’t… it’s like posting pics of Mr. Wrestling II without his mask on.\u00a0 You just don’t do it.<\/p>\n
Anyway, you people better be glad I have posts saved in Drafts, so you have something better to read today than this crap.\u00a0 It’s 11:30 now.\u00a0 Saucer opens in a half hour and Sunday Fun Day will begin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hi there.\u00a0 It’s Sunday at 11 AM and I’m still drunk from last night.\u00a0 Started the day at the Saucer about 4 yesterday, then went with my friend Lee to Kooky Canuck to eat.\u00a0 Magan was working.\u00a0 The hot one.\u00a0 The other one was there too, but who cares about her.\u00a0 Anyway, I had the … Continue reading “Fit shaced”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7418"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7418"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7420,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7418\/revisions\/7420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}