{"id":7933,"date":"2010-10-04T13:00:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T18:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=7933"},"modified":"2010-10-04T13:00:10","modified_gmt":"2010-10-04T18:00:10","slug":"halloween-costume-difficulties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/halloween-costume-difficulties\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween costume difficulties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having trouble putting together my Halloween costume. I was going to buy an orange blazer and orange tie and be Bruce Pearl. I figured I&#8217;d print up some papers reading &#8220;NCAA RECRUITING VIOLATION&#8221; and maybe carry a mini basketball and act like a douchebag all weekend. But there&#8217;s a problem&#8230; I can&#8217;t find a reasonably priced orange blazer. I&#8217;ve found several, but I really can&#8217;t see spending more than $100 for something I&#8217;ll wear 3 days and then never use again. There&#8217;s one on eBay for $19, but it&#8217;s Texas orange, not Tennessee orange, and it&#8217;s too big for me besides. Anyone have ideas how I can pull this costume off without spending an arm and a leg?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having trouble putting together my Halloween costume. I was going to buy an orange blazer and orange tie and be Bruce Pearl. I figured I&#8217;d print up some papers reading &#8220;NCAA RECRUITING VIOLATION&#8221; and maybe carry a mini basketball and act like a douchebag all weekend. But there&#8217;s a problem&#8230; I can&#8217;t find a reasonably &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/halloween-costume-difficulties\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Halloween costume difficulties&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7933"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7933"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7934,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7933\/revisions\/7934"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->