{"id":8171,"date":"2010-11-07T16:23:41","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T22:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=8171"},"modified":"2010-11-07T16:23:41","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T22:23:41","slug":"why-i-dont-like-flying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/07\/why-i-dont-like-flying\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I don&#8217;t like flying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>At 7:30 I was at the lobby of the hotel in Savannah. I checked out and asked them to call me a cab.<\/p>\n<p>They called Yellow. By 8:05 the cab had not arrived. They called a second cab company, Big Mike&#8217;s, who picked me up. Two blocks on the trip, we saw two Yellow Cabs parked, their drivers talking on their cell phones. It&#8217;s a 25-minute drive to the airport, so I got there less than the recommended two hours before departure time of 10:10, but it&#8217;s a small town and the airport wasn&#8217;t that busy.<\/p>\n<p>Boarded the plane at 9:55. At 10:40 we were still on the runway.<\/p>\n<p>And at 11:10.<\/p>\n<p>And at 11:40. We&#8217;d had something called a &#8220;bird hit&#8221; which left a 1\/10 inch dent in the side of the plane, and required repair.<\/p>\n<p>At 11:50 we finally got going. We taxi&#8217;d to the runway, then had to wait 15 more minutes because ground control in Atlanta didn&#8217;t think we were coming and had to reschedule us into the flow.<\/p>\n<p>We arrived at 12:45. Needless to say, I missed my 12:35 connection. Delta re-booked me on a 2:35 flight. I was pleased to see that I&#8217;d been upgraded to first class. I ate a Whopper at Burger King and waited.<\/p>\n<p>Oops, it wasn&#8217;t really a confirmed seat. It was a first-class seat on standby. So I had to wait while all the other passengers boarded, not knowing if I was getting on or getting bumped to the 4:35 flight. Fortunately Delta&#8217;s shitty record getting other planes to Atlanta on time paid off. Someone missed their connection to the 2:35 plane and I got the first-class seat. At least I got a couple of free Coronas for my troubles. Wish they&#8217;d had lime slices.<\/p>\n<p>The plane landed at 3:25, only 25 minutes after the scheduled arrival time, which for Delta is an outstanding performance. I got my luggage, hopped a cab, and was home.<\/p>\n<p>7:30 to 3:50. No, wait. 7:30 to 4:50 Eastern Time. 9 hours 20 minutes.\u00a0 I could&#8217;ve driven from Savannah in 10. It would&#8217;ve taken slightly longer, but I&#8217;d have been in control. No waiting, I could leave whenever I want, stop wherever I want. I&#8217;ve long had a rule that any destination within a 6-hour drive, I&#8217;ll drive rather than fly. May extend that rule a few more hours.<\/p>\n<p>I am never, ever flying any connection involving Atlanta Hartsfield Airport again. That place is an air traffic control nightmare. I don&#8217;t care what I have to do. Hopefully Southwest will be here in a couple of years, taking over the AirTran spots, and air travel from Memphis as we know it will change forever.<\/p>\n<p>I need a beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At 7:30 I was at the lobby of the hotel in Savannah. I checked out and asked them to call me a cab. They called Yellow. By 8:05 the cab had not arrived. They called a second cab company, Big Mike&#8217;s, who picked me up. Two blocks on the trip, we saw two Yellow Cabs &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/07\/why-i-dont-like-flying\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why I don&#8217;t like flying&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8171"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8171"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8173,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8171\/revisions\/8173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. 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