{"id":8194,"date":"2010-11-09T17:27:51","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T23:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=8194"},"modified":"2010-11-09T17:31:58","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T23:31:58","slug":"attend-barcamp-learn-not-to-tweet-about-having-diarrhea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/09\/attend-barcamp-learn-not-to-tweet-about-having-diarrhea\/","title":{"rendered":"Attend BarCamp, learn not to tweet about having diarrhea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon I was checking out <a href=\"http:\/\/barcampmemphis.com\/topics\/\">the proposed list of topics<\/a> for Saturday&#8217;s BarCamp at EmergeMemphis, and this one caught my eye. Pay special attention to the last sentence:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>You\u2019re Boring and You Suck at Social Media.<\/strong><br \/>\nFail hard and fail often. That\u2019s the unwritten rule of Social Media for most people. In this presentation we\u2019ll walk you through the various levels of stinking up the joint when it comes to Facebook and Twitter. From the most basic mistakes of not using spell-check, we\u2019ll navigate through the more intermediate failures, finally ending on the most glaring social media errors, such as why it might not be a good idea to tweet about having diarrhea. \u2013 <em>Ian Lemmonds<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The sad thing is, I actually know people who need to attend this session. Not only will they hopefully learn not to tweet about diarrhea, but constipation, indigestion, flatulence, and other bodily functions as well. Then there needs to be a part 2 of this seminar, where they learn that those things are inappropriate in face-to-face conversation too.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, there&#8217;s an app for everything these days. Yesterday I talked about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beerby.com\">Beerby<\/a>, the app that lets you share information about beers you&#8217;re drinking. Maybe there should be an app for people who want to share information about their bodily functions.<\/p>\n<p>Know what it could be called?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;iBM.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon I was checking out the proposed list of topics for Saturday&#8217;s BarCamp at EmergeMemphis, and this one caught my eye. Pay special attention to the last sentence: You\u2019re Boring and You Suck at Social Media. Fail hard and fail often. That\u2019s the unwritten rule of Social Media for most people. In this presentation &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/09\/attend-barcamp-learn-not-to-tweet-about-having-diarrhea\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Attend BarCamp, learn not to tweet about having diarrhea&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8194"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8200,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8194\/revisions\/8200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->