{"id":835,"date":"2007-02-23T00:23:00","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T00:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=835"},"modified":"2007-02-23T00:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T00:23:00","slug":"i-found-billy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/23\/i-found-billy\/","title":{"rendered":"I found Billy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My quest to find a Big Mouth Billy Bass has ended, thanks to one of my regular readers at Downtown Books.  &#8220;Downtown Walgreens has them,&#8221; he told me.  &#8220;Go to the condom aisle&#8230; when you get in front of the condoms, turn around and you&#8217;ll see it on the top shelf.&#8221;  He was right.  The box was dusty, like it had been there for years.<\/p>\n<p>One more note about the Flying Fish, future home of Billy Bass&#8230; on Sundays they have 25-cent oysters on the half shell.  So if you like oysters, you won&#8217;t be SOL even after SOL closes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My quest to find a Big Mouth Billy Bass has ended, thanks to one of my regular readers at Downtown Books. &#8220;Downtown Walgreens has them,&#8221; he told me. &#8220;Go to the condom aisle&#8230; when you get in front of the condoms, turn around and you&#8217;ll see it on the top shelf.&#8221; He was right. The &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/23\/i-found-billy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I found Billy!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}<!-- WP Super Cache is installed but broken. The path to wp-cache-phase1.php in wp-content/advanced-cache.php must be fixed! -->