{"id":8463,"date":"2010-12-08T23:26:48","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=8463"},"modified":"2010-12-08T23:26:48","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:26:48","slug":"whose-side-is-lil-kim-on-anyway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/08\/whose-side-is-lil-kim-on-anyway\/","title":{"rendered":"Whose side is Lil’ Kim on, anyway?"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"\"$ <\/a>Last night I walked in the Saucer and Lil’ Kim (pictured at left) was standing at the door. She stuck her arm out and blocked my entrance. “What’s the password?” she said.<\/p>\n

Lil’ Kim and I had recently had a football rivalry. She’s an LSU fan; I’m an Arkansas fan. The Hogs defeated LSU in the final game of the regular season, propelling the Razorbacks into a BCS bowl – the Sugar Bowl vs. Ohio State.<\/p>\n

So, in response to her password request, I said, “Go Hogs.”<\/p>\n

“No. That’s incorrect,” Lil’ Kim said.<\/p>\n

“Wooooo pig sooooieeeeee?” I tried again.<\/p>\n

“No,” said Lil’ Kim, and she continued to hold her arm up.<\/p>\n

I just walked past her, because by that point I’d been in the Saucer 56 seconds and didn’t have a beer yet. “You know what the password was?” said Lil’ Kim, “Meghan’s a douche.”<\/p>\n

She said it, I didn’t. Whose side is Lil’ Kim on?<\/p>\n

Sorry for those of you who didn’t get this inside joke. Informative content will be back tomorrow.<\/p>\n

Unless I’m still drunk tomorrow. Then, Friday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"