{"id":874,"date":"2007-03-20T04:19:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T04:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/wordpress\/?p=874"},"modified":"2007-03-20T04:19:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T04:19:00","slug":"rock-paper-scissors-and-other-drunk-pics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/20\/rock-paper-scissors-and-other-drunk-pics\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock, paper, scissors and other drunk pics"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tonight in the Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament, I went out in the second round. Although, I have to say, all the waitresses were rooting for me. I have another chance next Monday and the winner goes on to a Memphis All-Stars tournament April 7, the winner of that going to Vegas in May to have a chance at $50,000.<\/p>\n

Here’s a pic of regular blog reader Clonts, fighting for his life in the second round:<\/p>\n

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I was also at the Saucer Sunday night, where for some reason I felt the need to put a sofa cushion on my head:<\/p>\n

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We all ordered Blue Moon or Lienenkugel Sunset Wheat and everyone got 2 orange slices in our beer except me (I got 1). I asked our waitress, “Don’t you love me?” and then I got<\/p>\n

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5 oranges!!! Someone loves me! Our waitress had boots on and I commented that they should be fur-lined. “They are,” she said, and proceeded to turn her boots inside out. “Show us your fur,” I said, and luckily she didn’t catch the double entendre there.<\/p>\n

Here’s another pic of us as we watched the Tigers move on to the Sweet Sixteen:<\/p>\n

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And that’s all for now. Off to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tonight in the Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament, I went out in the second round. Although, I have to say, all the waitresses were rooting for me. I have another chance next Monday and the winner goes on to a Memphis All-Stars tournament April 7, the winner of that going to Vegas in May to have … Continue reading “Rock, paper, scissors and other drunk pics”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=874"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/874\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=874"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=874"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=874"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}