I’ve seen Sharp Dressed Bum walking around downtown this week. This year he isn’t so sharp dressed… instead of neatly pressed linen club clothes, he has a black T-shirt and jeans. I’ve been trying to get a look at what T-shirt (without getting close enough to actually talk to him) he’s been wearing. Today I finally did.<\/p>\n
It’s an NSYNC concert shirt. That’s right, Sharp Dressed Bum is an NSYNC fan.<\/p>\n
I didn’t think it was possible to respect him any less but… now I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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