Based on reaction on Twitter tonight, I’m only supposed to blog\/tweet about Memphis to say how good it is. Sorry, I didn’t know Kim Jong-il had been elected mayor.<\/p>\n
I tell it like it is.<\/p>\n
The Tigers made Memphis look awesome.<\/p>\n
The Grizzlies made Memphis look even more awesome.<\/p>\n
But not as awesome as the seniors at Booker T. Washington High did, even attracting a President’s attention.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, a food truck reality show came to town. And it sucked. They blogged\/tweeted\/posted they’d be out at noon. They were hours late, and then only lasted three hours selling full menu before they went veggie.<\/p>\n
I refuse to promote them like everything went all right. They were horrible. But some people think I should blog nothing but good things, in the name of publicity for the city.<\/p>\n
For those people, I say, move to North Korea and subscribe to Kim Jong-il’s press releases. You’ll like what you see.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, I’ll continue to tell it like it is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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