{"id":9997,"date":"2011-06-05T01:06:50","date_gmt":"2011-06-05T06:06:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/?p=9997"},"modified":"2011-06-05T01:06:50","modified_gmt":"2011-06-05T06:06:50","slug":"yknow-what-im-laying-down-the-law-pool-checkins-pics-and-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/05\/yknow-what-im-laying-down-the-law-pool-checkins-pics-and-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Y’know what? I’m laying down the law. Pool checkins, pics and Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A first for Tube Top Month: The Outstanding Performance During Tube Top Month Without Actually Wearing a Tube Top trophy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It’s pool season and I’m about to lay down the law. I’ve seen too many status updates, checkins and pics on Facebook involving pools that are a waste of my time.<\/p>\n

This is how it is: If you are female and hot, if you check in at a pool or post a Facebook status update from a pool, you owe us a full-on bikini shot from head to toe. No substitutes. No shots of the water in the pool. We know that there’s water in the pool; otherwise what would be the point? No shots of your damn feet laying out. Here’s a secret. Guys don’t care about your feet. You can spend mega $$$ for a pedicure but we don’t care. We want to see the goods. Full on bikini shot head to toe.<\/p>\n

To the very few of my Facebook friends who get this, I award you an Outstanding Performance During Tube Top Month Without Actually Wearing a Tube Top trophy. Feel free to save the image of this trophy and post to your profiles. You are an inspiration, and I most definitely appreciate what you do. The rest of you need to catch up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s pool season and I’m about to lay down the law. I’ve seen too many status updates, checkins and pics on Facebook involving pools that are a waste of my time. This is how it is: If you are female and hot, if you check in at a pool or post a Facebook status update … Continue reading “Y’know what? I’m laying down the law. Pool checkins, pics and Facebook”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9997"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9997"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9997\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10000,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9997\/revisions\/10000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.paulryburn.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}