My quest to find a Big Mouth Billy Bass has ended, thanks to one of my regular readers at Downtown Books. “Downtown Walgreens has them,” he told me. “Go to the condom aisle… when you get in front of the condoms, turn around and you’ll see it on the top shelf.” He was right. The box was dusty, like it had been there for years.
One more note about the Flying Fish, future home of Billy Bass… on Sundays they have 25-cent oysters on the half shell. So if you like oysters, you won’t be SOL even after SOL closes.