I’ve seen Sharp Dressed Bum walking around downtown this week. This year he isn’t so sharp dressed… instead of neatly pressed linen club clothes, he has a black T-shirt and jeans. I’ve been trying to get a look at what T-shirt (without getting close enough to actually talk to him) he’s been wearing. Today I finally did.
It’s an NSYNC concert shirt. That’s right, Sharp Dressed Bum is an NSYNC fan.
I didn’t think it was possible to respect him any less but… now I do.