I just happened across a Squidoo lens entitled How to Be Annoying. This is one of the best and funniest pages I’ve read in a long time. It will teach you how to interrupt, how to whine, how to ask a bunch of irrelevant questions, how to make sure the conversation always stays on your topic, and much much more.
I give this page an A-. The only reason I can’t give it a full A is because it doesn’t mention getting in other people’s personal space as a means of annoying them. Otherwise, it’s pretty much spot on.