CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
That’s the sound of the Florida Gators ripping the Tennessee Vols’ national title hopes to pieces. The Vols suffered a 29-16 loss at Florida yesterday. True, one loss is not the end of a team’s CFP hopes, but the Vols have upcoming dates at Alabama and vs. Georgia. They’ll be very lucky to escape the regular season as a three-loss team,
NEEEEXXXXXT YEEEEEAAAARRRRM, THOUGH… I TELL YOU WHUT, BOYYYYEEEE… THASSSS GONNNNN BEEEEE ARRRRR YEEEEARRRRRR….
Check out this cool shot glass Butt Slut #2 got me on her recent trip to Mexico!
Nothing like taking a drink out of a boot! The tip of the boot could easily put an eye out. So I guess I now carry a weapon – like just about any other Memphian.
But wait, I have additional butt slut news: Butt Slut #1 will be working the upstairs bar at Bardog for happy hour this Monday. She quit the bar business about a year ago to manage her dad’s liquor store, but she still has her ABC card and can pick up here and there.
For those of you who have trouble keeping track, But Slut #1 is the brunette and #2 is the blonde. Topics to talk to Butt Slut #1 about include
- the Dallas Cowboys
Congrats to The Daily Memphian on five years! Far and away the best news source in this city.
Radio DJs Drake and the late Zeke got their brass note on Beale Street yesterday.
Central Station Hotel has opened a new music-themed event space. Weddings and corporate events are expected uses.
Memphis 901 FC picked up a 4-2 win against Hartford Athletic last night.
Today is National Monte Cristo Day. Kooky Canuck’s Waffle Monte Cristo is your move to celebrate.
Charlotte Taylor plays Downtown Central BBQ Tuesday evening.
LEO Events is hiring a Communications Manager.
Logistics firm TQL is hiring an entry-level sales rep.
Dos Hermanos, the restaurant inside the Cossitt Library, will host a Cooking with Chef Eli demo Wednesday night. White bean chicken chili and cornbread!
Bishop in Central Station will host its first wine dinner on Wednesday.
This is my second post of the day. Keep scrolling for info on Blind Bear price rollbacks on mimosas, Bloody Marys, and PBR.