Monday update

There’s now an opening date set for Crazy Coop, the new wing place the southwest corner of Madison and Main. It’s January 10. I bet that place will have some good synergy with Fat Tuesday across the street. Here’s the menu from the Coop’s Stage Rd. location.

You’ve heard of gifts for the man who has everything, but here’s a gift for the man who has too much. (Warning: Possibly NSFW depending on how uptight your corporate culture is)

Bleacher Report reports that the Grizzlies are interested in acquiring Brooklyn Nets forward Dorian Finney-Smith. Memphis would likely have to give up Luke Kennard, John Konchar, and a first-round pick. UPDATE: The Nets went with a Lakers offer instead.

Former president Jimmy Carter has died at 100.

Today is Bacon Day.

Back soon with more news. I did a post on Saturday, so keep scrolling if you haven’t seen it.

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A Homeless Christmas

This week I got to experience something most Memphians never do – Christmas at a local homeless shelter.

Tuesday morning, Christmas Eve, I walked Downtown with my new (to me) laptop and hopped on a Wi-Fi network to check my email. Then I walked back to the Union Mission at 10, beating the 11 AM deadline to get in free for the night. After chapel and lunch, I took a shower and changed into fresh clothes.

I tend to spend the hours before dinner in the hallway outside the Mission’s chapel, rather than in one of the main TV rooms. It’s quieter with few people around. Tuesday afternoon the supervisors and resident assistants were wheeling wrapped presents into the chapel.

Are those presents for us?, I wondered.

About 4:30 people started lining up for 5:00 dinner. Once the dining hall got full, one of the in-house pastors, Pastor R, called for “one accord.” That’s Mission speak for “everyone be quiet and listen.”

“We have turkey and dressing for dinner,” the pastor said. “After that we’ll have chapel, and thanks to generous donors, each of you will get a present. We have 322 donated presents, more than enough. If you don’t like your present, you can trade with another man or leave it to go in our supply closet.”

We wolfed down our food and headed to chapel. One of the men was playing Christmas songs on the piano. Pastor R wasn’t kidding – the stage was loaded with presents. Wrapped gift bags and boxes and tubs.

“I’m going to read you the Christmas story from Luke 2,” Pastor R said. “I’ll keep it to 5 to 7 minutes, I promise. Then we’ll hand out the presents.”

Row by row, we came up and supervisors handed each of us a present. Mine was a plastic tub. I took it out into the hallway and unwrapped it. It contained

  • a knit cap
  • socks
  • an undershirt
  • deodorant and other toiletries
  • a word search puzzle book and pen

I decided to leave my gift for another man to take. There are people at the Mission who are completely destitute and need that stuff far more than I do. I did take the pen though.

Some of the men got shoes. I wonder how that worked, since shoes come in so many different sizes.

My Christmas Day plans took an unexpected turn, leaving me with nowhere to go and, because my phone was stolen last week, no way of knowing I had nowhere to go. I spent the hours of 10:15 to 11:30 pacing Poplar in front of the Mission.

… But, things have a way of working out.

Some ladies had set up a food buffet station on High Street on the east side of the Mission. When it became clear my ride wasn’t coming, I walked over there to investigate.

They made me a huge to-go box of turkey, ham, chicken, dressing, Hamburger Helper, cornbread, and cookies. It was a plentiful and delicious Christmas dinner.

I may not agree with the Mission’s in-house pastors on every little detail, but I agree with them on one thing…

The Lord provides.

Grateful. Blessed.

On to the news…

How bout them HAWGS with a 39-26 Liberty Bowl win over Texas Tech!

Stormy weather is expected today.

Ja Morant suffered a minor shoulder injury in last night’s win against New Orleans.

The Downtown Sheraton seeks a general manager.

Downtown Memphis Commission’s Blue Suede Brigade is hiring.

The Neon Mooners play New Year’s Eve at Loflin Yard. Classic country.

That’s all. Back soon with more news.

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Monday update

I’ll start this post with a dessert recommendation: Memphis Chess Club makes awesome chocolate chip brownies. Big ones, too.

You know, I was thinking this morning… the part of Madison Avenue that’s in the Downtown core is a coffee shop lover’s dream. Walking west from Fourth, you have

Cheers to the folks who did the South Main Pajama Pub Crawl, which led off at Bardog yesterday. I hope you had as much fun at your remaining stops as you had at your first one.

The Downtown Memphis Commission is hiring a clean & green assistant.

ABC’s of Life passed out essentials and a hot meal to the homeless Downtown this past weekend.

The DM reports that Catherine & Mary’s will get a $175,000 renovation.

DJ Funktual will play Central Station Hotel’s New Year’s Eve party.

DJ Ryanthemind will play NYE at Pretty Taco.

The Grizzlies host the L.A. Clippers tonight at 7.

New troll!

I was given the troll a week ago Saturday, but I held off introducing him to my blog readers because I hadn’t thought of a name. He now has one: Tuscadero, because I’m taking him as a sign that happy days are right around the corner.

Possibly back with a quick post tomorrow, but in case I’m not, Merry Christmas.

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Thursday update

Did you know that brunch is not just for the weekend anymore? Automatic Slim’s serves the same great brunch 11-3 Monday-Friday that they do 9-3 Saturday-Sunday. That includes the $3 Bloody Marys and mimosas. Delicious food and fun staff.

Penny’s Memphis Tigers got a 64-62 road win at Virginia last night. Mississippi State is next up – Saturday at 11:30 (CBS). Those W’s against Power Four universities matter.

The DM reports that Cafe Keough is closing Saturday. The owner cited the challenge of a pedestrian mall location amid declining tourism and more people working from home.

You can now call or text AI bot ChatGPT. 1-800-CHATGPT

Grizzlies fans over 50 can dance with the Grizzlies Grannies and Grandpas dance team at the January 9 game. To qualify, you must attend all rehearsals and you must buy a ticket to the game.

From Reddit: Someone with BIM (Building Information Modeling) experience is sought to model historic Downtown buildings

The holiday market at Peabody Place and Main, postponed last Saturday because of weather, has been rescheduled for this Saturday, December 21, 11 AM to 2 PM. Train rides, local vendors, free snacks, Santa visit (1-2 PM).

Come sing Christmas songs at Sing the Season, 2-4 PM Saturday in Tom Lee Park, at The Prospect near the Butler Avenue stairs.

That’s all for today. Probably back tomorrow or Saturday with more news.

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Wednesday update

Scooter’s Coffee Frisco Bowl: Memphis 42, good ole West Virginny 37: Memphis Tigers football capped off a fantastic season last night with an 11th win and one over a Power Four program. Way to go Tigers!

A Downtown restaurant has been praised by the New York Times. The Times named The Lobbyist’s Corn Mash dish among the 26 best across the U.S. its food writers ate in 2024. Corn Mash recipe

The DM explores what NCAA tournament seed is attainable for Penny’s basketball Memphis Tigers. Writer Parth U. thinks a 4 seed is not out of reach.

Today is National Ham Salad Day.

Memphis City Beautiful seeks a program coordinator.

The first 5000 fans at Thursday’s Grizzlies game vs. Golden State get free Grizzlies City Edition wrapping paper. 7 PM tip. TV: FanDuel Sports Network

And be one of the first 5000 at Monday’s game vs. the L.A. Clippers to receive a free Grizzlies holiday ornament. Same tip time and TV.

Miz Stefani plays The Central BBQ Sessions at Central BBQ Downtown Saturday at 6.

The Moxy Hotel will hold a Shaken + Stirred cocktail class (Elvis Christmas edition) tonight at 5:30. Free.

This Friday is ugly sweater night at Fire Pit Friday in Tom Lee Park. 4:30-6:30 PM.

Memphis Filling Station brewery will host a holiday pajama party all day Sunday. It will also be a sock drive: Get $1 off your tab (up to $5) for every NEW pair of socks you bring in. The socks will be donated to deserving local organizations. Holiday music and trivia.

Memphis Symphony Orchestra’s Magic of Memphis comes to the Cannon Center Saturday.

Thanks to a generous reader, I once again have a laptop for the first time since August. That means I no longer have to deal with the library’s public computers and their 1-hour time limits. Which means, you can expect more regular, and longer, posts from me in the future.

Unfortunately, the time it took me to write this post put me past the 11 AM deadline to get in the Union Mission for free today. That means writing this post is going to cost me 6 dollars. And I’m starting to run real low on money. To use ’70s lounge singer lingo, if anyone wants to put some bread in my jar at the accounts below, I sure would appreciate it.

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phone stolen

My iPhone was just stolen from the Cossitt Library. It was my own fault. I left it on the table when I got up to go to the restroom. If you need me email paul dot ryburn at gmail dot com.

Right as things were beginning to look up for me, too. This sucks

Saturday update: Parade postponed

Today’s Beale Street Christmas parade and associated holiday market are being postponed due to expected bad weather. Makeup date will be announced.

It’s National Screwdriver Day. The drink, not the tool.

Magician Jen Kramer performs at the Halloran Centre tonight.

Slider Inn’s signature winter drink the Polar Bear is back: Smirnoff Peppermint Vodka, Meletti Cioccolato Liqueur, Mozart Chocolate Liqueur, sprinkle rim.

Tickets are now on sale for Bardog’s NYE party. $150 gets you a premium buffet and open bar and includes tax and grat. Champagne toast at midnight. I went to this party last year and it was a blast. I ignored the suggestion of formal attire and wore a T-shirt.

Momma’s has announced its NYE party as well. No cover, music by Memphis Drivers.

Tune in to FanDuel Sports Network at 8:30 Sunday to see Ja & Co. make LeBron look like a chump.

The annual Army-Navy football game is today at 2 on CBS.

Mich Ultra has surpassed Bud Light as the #1 shitty beer on draft in the U.S. Discerning beer drinkers, of course, drink PBR.

… which is what I’m about to go do. Back soon with more news.

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Late Thursday update

The Orpheum has a cornucopia of upcoming Christmas-themed shows over the next week. Let’s have a look:

From Beale Street Bears: How to vote for Grizzlies players to play in the NBA All-Star Game

A new restaurant by Petals of a Peony, Little Petals Chinese, will open in the former Smurfey’s Smokehouse space on Madison. So says a sign hanging on the window.

Prior to the 2 PM Christmas parade on Beale this Saturday, there will be a holiday market beginning at 11 AM at the corner of Peabody Place and Main. Local vendors, live music.

The Edge District will host an Art Crawl next Thursday, December 19, from 5 to 8 PM. Marshall Arts, Sheet Cake, Ugly Art Co., and Solid Ground Studio will stay open late.

Burlesque performer Velvetina will host a Christmas cabaret Saturday night at Sun Studio beginning at 6:30.

Soul & Spirits will host a Taylor Swift birthday party Friday from 4 to 9 PM. There will be 6 new Eras-themed beer releases.

More details have been revealed for a proposed hip-hop museum. Downtown is said to be the preferred location.

The Grizzlies have a home game vs. the Brooklyn Nets Friday at 7.

Penny’s Memphis Tigers play a road game at 16 Clemson Saturday at 10 AM. Good chance to get a quality win. TV: ESPN2

A man and woman are accused of burglarizing the new interactive Baron Von Opperbean exhibit on Mud Island.

Explore Bike Share seeks a sponsorship manager.

It’s past 5 PM Thursday and I’m just now posting. The reason why is that the Cossitt Library was late opening. AGAIN. Back sometime soon with more news.

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Wed Dec 11 update

I’ve eaten lunch at Kooky Canuck a couple of times recently and they’ve had an awesome ’80s mix going – Tears for Fears, Duran Duran, Morrissey, to name a few. Check Kooky out if that’s your jam. Jessica (who you may know from Local on Main or Silly Goose in the past) bartends lunch there Tuesdays-Fridays.

Recently I lamented a lack of Wi-Fi in Court Square. BankTennessee has come to the rescue. Look for their network in the list of available ones. There’s no password. And you’re not mooching; they want you to use it, so says a sign on the door. The signal is strongest near the intersection of Second and Court.

Today is National Stretching Day.

Jhene Aiko comes to FedExForum Saturday.

Ballet Memphis brings The Nutcracker to the Orpheum this weekend.

Delta Joe Sanders, Lindsey Hinkle, and Kim Garmon Hummel play Songwriter Night at South Main Sounds this Friday at 7.

Memphis’ annual Christmas parade is Saturday at 2 on Beale Street.

Get your photo taken with Godzilla at A. Schwab’s holiday party Sunday from 1 to 4. There will be a screening of one of the monster lizard’s films.

Loflin Yard will hold a gingerbread house building bash Sunday afternoon.

Wiseacre Downtown will have free Pilates Saturday at 11.

It’s salsa by the fire at Firepit Friday this Friday at Tom Lee Park 4:30-6:30 PM. Rumba Room will provide a lesson at 5:30 and there will be photos with Santa.

Flying Saucer is holding an ugly sweater party for its Beerknurds Sunday 3-7 PM. Bring an ornament for the Christmas tree.

Stock&Belle will host Cocoa & Carols this Thursday 5-8 PM. It’s a holiday sip & shop with hot cocoa by Dr. Bean’s.

Memphis Farmers Market has its annual Christmas market Saturday from 9 AM to 1 PM.

Probably back tomorrow with more news.

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Monday update

This year’s schedule of bowl games is now official. Coming to the Liberty Bowl on Friday, December 27 are the Texas Tech Red Raiders and the Arkansas Razorbacks. That should be a FUN matchup between old Southwest Conference rivals. Both schools’ fans travel extremely well. It should be a profitable few days for Downtown businesses.

As for our #25 Memphis Tigers, they’ll head to Frisco, Texas to take on good ole West Virginny in the Frisco Bowl next Tuesday, December 17 at 8 PM on ESPN.

That new convenience store on Adams between Front and Main is now open.

Again, apologies for the infrequency and brevity of these posts. I hope to do better soon. Good news – I successfully navigated the GoDaddy maze to get my domain name renewed, so paulryburn.com won’t disappear as I had feared it might.

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