Yesterday in pictures

Yesterday I was walking down the Main Street Mall, and I noticed “NO LOITERING” signs at the trolley stops. I don’t remember seeing those before… anyone know how long they’ve been there? Wonder if they were put up in response to our panhandling campaign. Wish they could put up “DO NOT GIVE MONEY TO PANHANDLERS – illegal to ask for money at trolley stops” and city the city ordinance. Could put those at bus stops too.


About 5:30 in the afternoon I walked down to Superior Restaurant and Bar on Beale Street. My friend Pete (not Trivia Pete, but the other Pete) recommended I try a Miller Chill, pictured above. It was the best-tasting domestic beer produced by a large brewery that I’ve had in a long time. As Pete and others have said, it reminds me of a Corona with the lime already in it, but even smoother and lighter. Superior has them for $2 during their Happy Hour from open until 7 PM.


After that I went to Big Foot’s 2nd anniversary party. Pictured above are a couple of that party’s attendees, Mendi and Meredith, who were seen frequently in this blog in the past when I did Tube Top Month. Mendi agrees with the blog reader I talked to Wednesday night that I should do a month about feet. Sorry, but it just ain’t gonna happen.

Groan… it looks like I may have to drive out to East Bumblefuck this afternoon for a client meeting at 2 PM. I’m trying to get out of it, as the meeting plus the drive time will eat half my workday, and I have sites I need to be building for other clients. At any rate, back downtown by 6:30, where two of my friends will have a joint plate party at the Saucer.

The Weather Channel is now predicting a high of 105 for Monday. The coolest high in the 10-day forecast is 98.

Here’s a link to last night’s WMC-TV 5 story about panhandling. Thanks to Anna Marie Hartman for doing such a great job.

Two Orpheum movies and post-movie parties at the Westin this week

Earlier in the week I posted about Caddyshack showing tonight at the Orpheum, and post-party at the Westin with $50 bar tab for the best golf outfit.

Well, I just learned there’s a second movie and party tomorrow night, Friday August 10: The silent version of Phantom of the Opera. This will be the grand finale of the summer movie series and the last post-movie party at the Westin. At the party they’ll have the grand prize drawing for a night’s stay in the NBA suite at the Westin, and dinner for two at the Daily Grill. Details below, click the flyer to see it in full size.

I’ll say it ’til I’m blue in the face: The panhandlers and the homeless are not the same people

Last night I worked until about 9 and then made the trek down the street to… you guessed it… the Flying Saucer. A fellow regular who I hadn’t seen in a couple of weeks was sitting at the bar, and the very first thing he said to me illustrated why we need an educational campaign about panhandling.

He said, “I liked the article in the paper, where they interviewed you about the homeless.”

“No…” I replied. “The article wasn’t about the homeless. It was about panhandlers.”

“Homeless, panhandlers… I consider them pretty much the same thing,” he said.

That’s the problem… people don’t realize that “the panhandling problem” and “the homeless problem” are two separate problems.

Ran into Mike King, who co-moderates the Handling-Panhandling online forum with me, at the Saucer. He had been sitting at Second and Beale watching a guy hit up tourist after tourist after tourist, must’ve talked to at least 15 people. This was after dark, which means what he was doing was illegal, even with a panhandling permit. Finally Mike went up and talked to him and the guy admitted he wasn’t homeless, he had an apartment.

Later after Mike and my other friend left, I moved to the window facing Second Street. I watched the guy pictured below (photo taken about a week and a half before) chase down tourists at the intersection of Second and Peabody Place and hit up each one for money.



I watched him from about 10 to midnight and he must have talked to 40 people. Again, keep in mind that panhandling after dark is against the law in Memphis. Finally I decided to meet this guy myself. I paid my tab, walked across the street, and pretended to be a tourist taking photos of the area. And wouldn’t you know, he came right up. After initial banter about places to go in the area, he said, “Look here, man. I’m a real guy. My name’s Terry.” He pulled out his ID and showed it to me. “Look, I’m just trying to get money to get a beer.”

Once again, this illustrates that the hardcore panhandlers and the homeless are not the same people. If this guy was truly homeless and down on his luck and needed a hand to turn his life around, he’d be more concerned with finding shelter for the evening, and maybe getting some clean clothes so he could go around the next day and apply for jobs. But no, he wanted a beer. Or at least that’s what he said. His bottom teeth were missing, and while I did not see him do anything illegal, it’s very common for people who smoke crack to have their bottom teeth missing (the pipe rots them out).

If you want to help the homeless, give to Calvary Episcopal’s Street Ministry. Or the Union Mission. Or call your church and ask if they have outreach programs for those in need. But PLEASE don’t give money to these idiots on the street.

Breakfast

Tomorrow is the annual Saba Fest, in memory of Bill Saba, at Premiere Palace (Monroe at Marshall). Walrus, 40 Watt Moon, and Kyle Haston will perform. All proceeds go to St. Jude. For more info see Philip’s blog.

In honor of Bill Saba, I decided to walk over to Elliott’s on Second for breakfast and get their “Toast to Bill Saba.” It’s a sandwich that consists of sausage, egg, cheese, bacon and ham on Texas Toast. Very tasty but I think I got my daily recommended allowance of calories, fat and cholesterol through the end of August by eating that one sandwich.

Actually, half a sandwich… the thing was way too big for me to even come close to finishing.

Elliott’s has a good breakfast menu though… I’ll definitely be back to try some of the smaller, less artery-clogging items in the future.

A blog suggestion I’m not going to take

Last night I was talking to one of my blog’s readers. “You did a month on tube tops,” she said. “Why don’t you do a month where you focus on a different part of the body – and I have a suggestion. Feet.”

Feet?

“Sure,” she said. “You could take pictures of feet, and write about who has nice feet and who has ugly feet. Tube Top Month may have drawn a lot of men to your blog, but women like feet. If you want to get a lot of female readers, you should do a month about feet.”

Um… thanks, but no.

Come back soon Justin

This may surprise a lot of people since I’m not known to be a Justin Timberlake fan, but as far as I’m concerned JT needs to come back to Downtown Memphis soon and often. Take a look at the pics below and I think you’ll see why.



These are pics taken at the Flying Saucer about an hour before the show. Do you notice something unusual about the pictures?

Scroll up and take another look.

Do you see it?

If you spend much time at the Saucer at all it should be obvious.

Okay, here it is.

Normally the Saucer crowd is about 80% dudes… it’s actually been nicknamed “The Flying Sausage” because of this. However, the night of the Justin Timberlake show, the Saucer crowd was about 80% women. Specifically, gorgeous women in sexy outfits. It was wonderful. Truly the greatest night in the 10-year history of the bar.

And it was like that all over Downtown. My friend Pete (not Trivia Pete, but the other Pete) was sitting in Superior Bar on Beale Street, and beautiful women were coming in and out, coming right up and talking to him.

If that’s the kind of crowd Justin draws, then I’d like to invite him to come back any time he wants. MEMPHIS LOVES YOU JUSTIN!!! COME BACK SOON!!!

National Night Out pictures

National Night Out yesterday in Court Square was a great event – speeches by Mayor Herenton and Police Chief Godwin, good music, free hot dogs and drinks, and games with the Memphis Grizzlies organization. We gave out a lot of cards promoting the Handling-Panhandling forum, and we now have at least 4 cops reading the forum.

Apologies to Uptown Memphis, who invited me to their Night Out party (and they had beer!), which I wasn’t able to make, due to obligations to the trivia team.





Wednesday update


Congrats to The Rapscallions, who took second place at trivia last night. That raises our total gift certificate stash to $70, to be spent in conjunction with two upcoming plate parties at the Saucer. As you can see from the picture above, Pete the Trivia Guy was mightily impressed with our knowledge.

With the other Downtown team disbanded, Cliff Clay-vin and Yoko officially joined the Rapscallions. They proposed changing the name to “Rapscallions for Gay Polygamy,” an idea shot down in about 0.1 second.

In other news… discovered the website of one of the best blues bands in the city, The Eric Hughes Blues Band. Check it out if you enjoy the blues.

Dead Elvis Week starts this Saturday and runs through Sunday, August 19. Check out the official website for a calendar of events.

Wondering what Adam “Pacman” Jones will be doing while he serves out his year suspension from the NFL? Turn on Spike TV Thursday night at 8 and you’ll find out. He’s signed a contract to be part of TNA Wrestling, the pro-wrestling company that is the closest thing WWE has to a competitor. There are conflicting reports as to whether he will be wrestling. TNA co-founder Jeff Jarrett says Pacman will wrestle (and has been training Pacman in the ring), but the NFL says wrestling would violate his football contract.

The Dempseys play the Madison rooftop tomorrow night. Always a great show, but with a predicted high of 101 I may skip this one.

I’ll post some pics of National Night Out later today.

Tuesdays in August: Drink RedHook at the Saucer and register to win a guitar

Every Tuesday in August, RedHook beers will be on $2.50 Fire Sale at the Downtown Flying Saucer. In addition, every time you order one, you can ask for a slip to enter into a contest to win the guitar shown below.


Drawing will be held for the guitar on Tuesday, August 28 and I’m told that you must be present to win. I plan on entering a whole bunch of times between now and the 28th.

I was out at the other Saucer, the one on East Bumblefuck Parkway, just an hour ago… after a meeting with a client, we needed a Wi-Fi connection to go over some stuff.

Back Downtown now, preparing to head to National Night Out in Court Square for a little while. A few hours of sweatin’ with the cops, then I’ll head down the street for trivia night.