Paul Ryburn’s Journal

I’ll lead off today’s post with three texts I received from a friend who lives in South Bluffs last night:

Great news about Earnestine & Hazel’s

Oyster bar in the 5 Spot

Fine dining upstairs

Glad to see they’ve figured out a plan to keep E&H going. There’s part of me that hates to see it change at all from what it has been the past 20 years, but change is inevitable.

In yesterday’s post I linked to a biking blog that claimed the city of Memphis’ biking guru Kyle Wagenshutz plans to shut down all 4 lanes of Riverside Drive between Beale and Calhoun to car traffic. I have since heard from a source who has very good access to information that the info in the post is incorrect – he wants to keep two lanes open for car traffic, and the other two for bikes. He plans to contact the blogger who wrote that post and ask for a correction. I didn’t like the idea of closing all four lanes, but two? That’s a plan I could get behind. Just as long as it doesn’t affect load-in for BBQ Fest, which with all the mud in Tom Lee Park is difficult enough already.

Last year I attended a beer dinner presented by Nashville’s Yazoo Brewery, and got to sample Nashville’s signature dish, hot chicken. Here’s a Time Magazine article about how hot chicken achieved its signature dish status.

Perhaps John Cena will have some Fruity Pebbles crusted chicken tenders from Memphis Mojo Cafe when he visits Memphis Monday for Monday Night RAW.

From Sploid: This one-armed robot is better at ping-pong than you. The robot needs to play my buddy Pete, who goes around bragging that he is the ping-pong champion of the Mad Earl. Note that he doesn’t go around bragging that he is a pool champion. But hey, ping-pong, he and the robot should have a match.

Tigers vs. SMU on ESPN/ESPN2 today at 11. Grizzlies vs. Charlotte on SportSouth at 7. Both games are home games.

Plans for tonight: Keeping them to myself after the usual uninvited party guest showed up at the birthday party I posted about last Saturday. There needs to be a sequel to the movie Dumb and Dumber entitled, Dumb, Dumber, and “Well, you know…” At any rate, I’ll be at Panda’s bar at Bardog at 11 to drink PBR and watch the Tigers, then figure out the rest of the afternoon. It looks like it will be shorts and sandals weather by the time Bardog opens, so I will be happy.

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There will be a team meeting for the Moody Ques Memphis in May World Championship Barbecue Cooking Contest (aka BBQ Fest) team this Sunday, March 9. It will be at our sponsor, the Blind Bear, at 2 PM. Food will be provided by the Blind Bear. This is a meeting for any prospective members out there, as well as current team members. We will have information on this year’s tent, which will be decorated in honor of Memphis in May’s 2014 honored country, Panama. We have a killer design that we believe will win us Best Booth for the second straight year.

If you haven’t paid your dues online yet, bring your checkbook. By paying in person, you’ll avoid the $9-and-some-change PayPal fee that is added when you pay online. We have only had about 15 members pay so far and we budgeted for 40. Since we do not have WordPress as a title sponsor this year, we are counting on membership dues to pay for the application fee, tent materials, wrist tiks, and the various other things we need to purchase this month. Please pay as soon as possible!

We will also take down your T-shirt size and additional contact information at the meeting, to ensure that all our members have everything they need in time for BBQ Fest.

Membership fee this year is $300 for individuals and $450 for couples. Couples do not have to be married but do have to be in an established relationship.

I hope to see you Sunday. Should be a very informative meeting.

There are two Groupons going on right now that may be of interest to Downtowners. DeJAVU, the new Creole restaurant on the Main Street Mall, has three Groupon options going on for the next few days. Your options include

• $10 for $20 worth of Creole food during lunch
• $20 for $40 worth of Creole food during dinner, redeemable Sunday–Thursday
• $38.50 for one appetizer, two entrees, and two desserts (up to $57 value)

Get the deal here.

There’s also a Groupon for Peter Pan performed by Ballet Memphis on April 12.

Wiseacre Brewery has announced Taste the Rarity Beer Festival, to be held on Saturday, May 10 on Broad Avenue near the brewery. I’m thrilled to see a new beer festival in Memphis – the more beer festivals the merrier, for sure. Unfortunately, that’s on a bad date for me. The 10th is load-in for BBQ Fest. As you all know, I am one of the hardest workers for my BBQ team on the day of load-in, and I have a unique set of responsibilities that day. As much as I would like to attend Taste the Rarity, I must put my team first.

The MBJ reports that renderings have been released for the combination residential-hotel plans for 100 N. Main. Also, the developers may be close to a brand for the hotel.

From Mashable: An asteroid will come closer to the Earth than the Moon this afternoon. The asteroid is about 100 feet across. A second, smaller asteroid will pass by tonight.

Look for an update on Moody Ques BBQ team plans in this space tomorrow, as well as any news that comes in.

Keep an eye on the weather Sunday night. Yesterday afternoon when the National Weather Service announced a Winter Storm Watch, they did not have Shelby County under it. As of this morning, we are now part of the watch. This map shows Memphis in the “significant ice accumulation” category, as of the latest forecast around 8 am Saturday. Better check whatever weather resource you prefer Monday morning before you drive in to work. My way to check the weather is to follow @memphisweather1 on Twitter. I also like the TDOT Smartmap to check road conditions. When you first load the smartmap it centers on Nashville, but you can drag Memphis to the center and then use the + key to zoom in. I like to check the “Traffic Congestion” and “Incident” boxes. If there’s an accident on my route to work, I turn on the cameras to see how bad the traffic delay is.

Local beer dinner alert: The Flyer’s Hungry Memphis blog posted a list of Mardi Gras events. Only one on the list is Downtown but it’s a good one: Local Gastropub is hosting a beer dinner with Wiseacre beers brewed locally over on Broad Avenue. It will be a 4-course meal for $35, reception at 6:30 and dinner at 7. Wiseacre beers will be paired with food you might find in New Orleans. Click the link to see the complete menu.

Doubleheader at FedExForum today: Tigers vs. Louisville at 1 and Grizzlies vs. Cleveland at 8. The MBJ reports that you better be ready to spend some cash if you want to go to the Louisville game and don’t already have a ticket. The Louisville game will be broadcast nationally on CBS. I have one bar opening to report: The Silly Goose will open early for people pre-gaming Tigers-Louisville.

Also in the MBJ: An excellent guest article by Grizzlies season ticket holder Thomas Whitehead on his experience with the Let’s Move Down app.

Around this time of year I make a prediction for the NCAA tournament, and my track record has been pretty good. So here’s this year’s prediction: The Tigers enter the NCAA tournament as a 9 seed, beat the 8 seed in overtime, then go on to play 1 seed Wichita State in the round of 32. Wichita State is a team much like the Tigers were prior to this year: Great win-loss record, but in a nothing conference full of cupcakes. I predict the Tigers will beat Wichita State to make it to the Sweet 16 for the first time under Josh Pastner.

As for the American Conference tournament, I’m not going to make a prediction on it but one note: In the tournament quarterfinals, the 3 seed plays the 6 seed and the 4 seed plays the 5 seed. There are five good teams in Conference USA. Therefore, the Tigers need to aim for the 3 seed in the tournament so that we don’t have to play a good team until the semis.

Oh, by the way, you remember Mike’s f’n run because f’n Cal won? In 2012, my friend Mike said he would run down South Main in a Speedo and a tiger hat while sipping ranch dressing out of a straw if Kentucky won the national championship. He carried out his bet and turned it into a fundraiser for Wounded Warriors. He said he’d never make that type of bet again, but Thursday night he went and ran his mouth: He said he will repeat his run if Arkansas wins the SEC tournament.

In other Memphis sports news, the Tigers baseball team is off to an 8-1 start, their best since 1994.

Remember this the next time you visit Aldo’s Pizza Pies: An engineer explains why you should always order the larger pizza

Keep an eye on the world news. Russia may take military action against Ukraine, against President Obama’s warning. I don’t think Russian president Vladimir Putin is Kim Il-Sung/Jong-Il/Jong-Un crazy, but he’s maybe about 70% of that. Which is still pretty damn crazy. And he has his hands on nuclear weapons. Not good.

I led off at the Flying Saucer last night and could definitely tell the farm & gin show was in town. Lots of camo clothing, overalls, trucker hats, flannel, work pants, boots. Don’t get me wrong, though; those are some GOOD people. I kept hearing how they treated the servers well and tipped generously. I wish all convention attendees conducted themselves with as much class as the ginners.

Starting off at Bardog at 11 as usual today. From there I will figure out where to watch the Tigers-Louisville game. I need to get by the Saucer at some point this afternoon in hopes of giving an update to one of my BBQ teammates. Tonight I will make a rare Saturday night appearance at the Silly Goose for a friend’s birthday party. Got an hour to kill before Bardog. so I guess I’ll put my WWE Network membership to good use and watch the little spinning “Loading…” icon for the next 60 minutes.

The music lineup for “The Event I Don’t Care Much About That Happens 2 Weeks Before BBQ Fest,” or as others call it, “Memphis in May Beale Street Music Fest,” has been announced and you can view it here. Expect a lot of “This is the best lineup ever!!!” and “This lineup sucks!!!” today on Twitter.

The Music Fest lineup is not the biggest Downtown news today though. The MBJ reports that the 100 N. Main office building is to be converted into 250 apartments and a 170-room hotel. Current tenants have until June 1 to vacate. The hotel will occupy floors 9 through 19, with higher-end apartments above. By the time those apartments and hotel rooms are ready, they will be walking distance from the new Bass Pro in the Pyramid.

The latest rumor about the restaurant space in the ground floor of Lincoln-American Tower is that it has been rented to a cooking school similiar to L’Ecole Culinare and will be open to the public.

If you’ve ever been curious what happens at afternoon tea at the Peabody, here’s a Live at 9 video.

We now have a date on when former Memphian the Nuh-Uh Sister (sister of the Nuh-Uh Girl, who I posted about yesterday) will appear on the game show Jeopardy: April 25. She taped the show in January.

All right, off to do something I haven’t done a lot of on my lunch break lately: Eat lunch. I’ll be out at the usual places after work. WWE Network subscribers, don’t forget the NXT Arrival special tonight at 7!