Halloween pics

Finally, Halloween weekend has come to an end (and finally, I got my pictures posted). Here are a few of my favorite costumes:

First United Methodist Church (right), with talking fire barricade (“Everyone stand back from the church.”) The burning church won several costume contests this weekend.

Greek gods? Roman gods? I should’ve asked them. Anyway, they were contest winners as well this weekend.

When this person came up to say hello, I at first thought it was a man. But I was wrong – it was my neighbor, Mary Jo. Great costume.

This guy had on one of the most original costumes I saw – Sudoku.

Edward Scissorhands, one of the finalists in the Flying Saucer’s Halloween contest. I have more to say about that contest in a moment.

Here’s a pic of me with Pam from Pam and Terry.

For the entire photo album (75 pics covering the No. 10 Main party, the Flying Saucer, Sleep Out Louie’s, Big Foot, a few drunken pics from McGuinness, etc.), click here to view. I may add more later as I receive photos other people took. I originally thought there were closer to 90 but after I threw out pics of my thumb, pics where it was too dark to see anything, and one photo where you can see up a friend’s skirt, I was down to 75.

Now. Let’s talk about the Flying Saucer’s Halloween costume contest. It was an absolute mess. The categories advertised in their Memphis Flyer ad were not the ones that were actually in the contest (“Funniest Current Event,” for example). They did have “Best Saucer Chick,” which I won, and the prize was a tanning package. I talked to one of the managers and he said something like, “Um, yeah, we don’t actually know what the exact prize for that will be, let me take down your number and we’ll call you.” For Best Overall, five finalists were selected, and the audience was told that the finalists’ pictures would appear on gomemphis.com and voting could be done online. But then the following day (Sunday) the Saucer put the five finalists’ pics on a poster board near the door and started telling people that you could vote with each beer purchase. The pics never appeared on gomemphis.com or on the Saucer’s website.

Finalists were told to be at the Saucer Tuesday 10/31 at 7 pm for the announcement of the grand prize winner (who would get a trip to the Bahamas). They were told that voting-via-beer would run up until the announcement. Then on Tuesday management decided to cut off voting at 5:30. Then they decided that they would announce the grand prize winner at 9 rather than 7, causing all the finalists and their friends to have to rearrange their schedules (and miss other Halloween parties) to accomodate the Saucer.

The burning church, who I campaigned everyone to vote for, actually didn’t win – in fact, he wasn’t even in the top two. Edward Scissorhands, pictured above, was the winner – but wait, he was in the bathroom when management hastily made the announcement. They then said “Wellhe’snothereandyouhavetobepresenttowin Goingoncegoingtwicegone Andthegrandprizegoestothesecondplacecontestant.” All of maybe 15 people were aware that the grand prize announcement was going on.

For a place that usually delivers a consistently quality experience, the Saucer totally dropped the ball on this contest. If they do it again in ’07, they need to write down in advance exactly what is going to happen and when, and distribute a copy to every manager, bartender, waitress, doorman, and radio station co-sponsor. And then they need to stick to what they wrote down and not change it. Otherwise, it’s going to be a repeat of this year when no one seemed to know what the hell was going on.

Down the street, I wrapped up Tuesday night at Big Foot, where I expected to find one of the best Halloween parties of the season and they didn’t disappoint. Frosty the Snowman was getting down on stage and everyone was drinking 34 oz. Big Foot Beers.

I took the day off work today, and had intended to stay out until the wee hours last night (I remember telling people that I wanted to close down the Black Diamond, which would have meant staying out until 5 or later). But, about 11:30, I just got a feeling of, “You know what? It’s over.” And I walked home and got a good night’s rest.

Now I need to start thinking about what to do for Halloween next year. I could dress up as legendary Downtown homeless guy Scratchy (if you’ve spent ANY time at all in the downtown core, you’ve seen him). Or, I could bring back the Beer Goddess for one more year, and partner up with a charity with all the tips the Goddess receives going to that charity. Or, I could do something else. I’ve got 360 days to think about it, I guess.

Now that I don’t have to wear my hair in pigtails anymore, I have a haircut appointment scheduled for tomorrow at 5:30.

Don’t forget, Halloween candy goes on sale for 50% off today at many stores around town. So stop by Walgreens, Rite Aid, or wherever on your way home and pick some up, so they can get the candy off the shelves and make room for Dancing Santa, Chia Pets, and other items that tend to show up around Christmastime.

Mr. Roboto, the Thursday Night Fever blogger from Nashville, apparently has problems with a lot of Halloween costumes this year. He has problems with people who wear Western wear as a costume. That’s fine, I can live with that. He has problems with me dressing up as the world’s ugliest pretty woman. That’s fine too. But he also has problems with women who dress up in only a bra and panties and call it a costume. Roboto, that kind of opinion is just plain un-American. A bra and panties as a Halloween costume is perfectly acceptable, and in fact I think it should be encouraged. Besides, the girls he has pictured as an example are not wearing ONLY a bra and panties; one has accessorized her outfit with black and white stockings, the other with fairy wings.

And with that, I’ll bring the Halloween post to a close. I have plenty of non-Halloween topics to post about as well, so check back often.

Photo album will be up by 5

I’m transferring the Halloween pics to the server now. After that I’ll create the photo album, then create the blog post pointing to the photo album. There are about 90 photos at 600K each, so this is going to take some time, but they should be up by noon.

(Edited: Blogger’s shitty publishing engine isn’t cooperating – I can’t get the photos in my post to upload, and I keep getting an “error: cannot connect to Blogger” message as I type my post. Photo album will be up by 5. I hope. In case you missed it, I did make a post this morning about a new 20-30-something group interested in Memphis architectural heritage – see below.)

New organization: 20- and 30- somethings promoting Memphis Heritage

While you’re waiting on the Halloween photo album (and I’m waiting for the photos to upload), here’s something to put on the calendar:

Tomorrow – Thursday, November 2 – will be the kickoff for a new group called Young Heritage, 20- and 30- somethings interested in promoting and preserving Memphis’ architectural heritage. In addition to meets-and-greets, the group will sponsor events like 5K runs past historical buildings in the city. Kickoff party will be at Howard Hall at 2282 Madison at 7 pm tomorrow night. Stop by for music and refreshments and a showing of the “Then and Now” photo exhibit, showing photos of famous landmarks by photographer Don Newman, paired with current photos of the landmarks by Gary Walpole to create a before-and-after feel.

See this article from the Memphis Daily News for more info. Thanks to regular blog reader More Cowbell for letting me know about this. Most likely I’ll be there.

Best can opener ever

Last week I bought a new can opener – The One Touch Can Opener.


It’s one of the As Seen On TV products, and yep, I saw it on TV and was intrigued. You simply put the AA-battery-powered opener on top of the can, and it does all the work. It knows when it has traveled all the way around the can and shuts itself off automatically.

I was a little skeptical when I bought it, but I gotta say, it works exactly as promised. I placed it on top of a can and it went right to work. Opened it perfectly and all I had to do was throw the lid away.

I highly recommend it. Downtown Walgreens has them, or you can order one from the As Seen On TV website. At $19.95 it’s a little more expensive than traditional can openers, but worth it.

This lunchtime post is brought to you by the free wi-fi at the Flying Saucer. I came down here for lunch so I could get in an extra vote for the guy who dressed up as the First United Methodist Church (which burned earlier this month) in the Halloween contest. Don’t forget to come down to the Saucer tonight and vote (and drink cheap beer – it’s Pint Nite). Get a receipt for each beer you order, and write “Burning Church” on the receipt and hand it back in to vote. Contest winner will be announced at 7 pm Halloween evening.

Do me a favor: Drink beer and vote for the burning church

It’s not often I ask a favor of my blog readers, but I’m asking one now. Please, I beg you, go to Pint Nite at the Flying Saucer tonight (either the Downtown Memphis or Cordova one) and vote for the fire barracade standing in front of First United Methodist Church for Best Halloween Costume. The way it works is, EVERY TIME YOU ORDER A BEER (not every time you tab out, but every time you order) you can vote for best Halloween costume, with the winner to be announced at the downtown Saucer on 10/31 at 7:00.

Write “I vote for Burning Church” on the receipt. Tab out after every beer to vote multiple times.

Thanks.

Saturday update: No.10 hottie, vote note, food

Once Halloween weekend is over, I’ll post a photo album of all the pics that were taken. But in the meantime, check out this hottie who was totally working the dance floor at the No. 10 Main party last night:




GREAT party last night. I have to say, however, that I’m terribly disappointed in one of my regular blog readers, the one who came up with the term “Skank-o-ween” last week. She showed up without a costume on. Which does not mean she was naked (which would have been perfectly acceptable) but she was in everyday, normal clothes. Wazzup with that? She liked my Beer Goddess costume and decided to grab my boobs, which I figured gave me permission to grab her boobs in return. I admitted to her that I’m a lesbian Beer Goddess – I like girls. I wanted to munch her carpet but she left before I got the chance.

All right. On to the news for today. Regular reader Julie sent me an e-mail, wanting me to inform everyone that when you vote, your vote on Amendment 1 only counts if you also vote for governor. So make sure not to leave that race blank.

Found a couple of good links reading other people’s blogs… Serrabee pointed me to a good post on Cherry Blossom Special, where blogger EJ lists 10 of the hippest places in Memphis to eat. Good list, and it gave me a couple of new restaurants to check out.

Also on the topic of bloggers and food… Leslie Kelly blogged about a new treat that’s about as Southern as food can get… Fried Coke.

Overseas, Romanians recently voted Stephen III of Moldavia, also known as Stephen the Great, also known as Who The Hell Is He, the greatest Romanian of all time. Gymnast Nadia Comaneci came in 10th in the nationally televised poll. Surprisingly, Henri Coanda, who created the first jet aircraft in 1910, didn’t make the top 10. Coanda is considered a national hero in Romania even though his jet crashed. The international airport in Bucharest is named after him. If I ever travel to Romania I think I’ll take a train or a bus.

The Downtown Memphis location of Zoe’s Kitchen is for sale, if anyone has a dream of owning a restaurant. It’s located at the corner of Main and Monroe, and prides itself on serving healthy, nutritious, and rather expensive lunches. Do the Polish girls still work there? They’re fun. Anyway, here’s a link to a Memphis Business Journal article about Zoe’s looking for new owners.

That’s it for now. I’ll be at the Flying Saucer tonight for their Halloween party. Be sure to cheer for your favorite Beer Goddess in their costume contest!

A quick Halloween story

Well, I have my costume on and no one’s downstairs yet (we moved the party to the lobby since it’s 49 outside). So, here’s a quick Halloween story to keep myself (and possibly you) entertained while I wait for it to be party time.

Last year was the first year I dressed up as the Beer Goddess/Saucer chick. I bought the outfit in mid-October, and once I had it I decided to try it on one night after work, to make sure everything fit well in advance of the big weekend.

So I put the tank top on… a bit small, but workable. I put the miniskirt on. I put the thigh-high stockings on. Then came the shoes, which are 5-inch shiny black platform shoes which I’ve actually had since my club days in the 1990s. They’re kind of a pain to get on. So after a couple of minutes I managed to get the left one on and…

Then the phone rang. It was actually the buzzer downstairs. Someone wanted in.

“Pauly-Wauly!” said a voice I immediately recognized as my friend Bruce, a retired boxer. “Lemme come up and grab a drink from your bar.” Now, normally I’d be delighted to see Bruce and offer him a drink. But I didn’t particularly feel like explaining to a manly ex-boxer why I was in my apartment, alone, wearing a miniskirt, stockings, and one platform shoe. And if I let him in, his elevator ride up wouldn’t give me enough time to change back into street clothes.

“Uh, Bruce, this really isn’t a good time, can you come back later?” I told him.

“Come on, Paul, I just need one drink, man!” he yelled into the call box.

“Bruce, not now, I’m in the middle of something.” The call box hit its 30-second time limit and hung up on Bruce. I breathed a sigh of relief and starting wrestling with the other shoe.

About three minutes later… right as I got the other shoe on… I heard a knock on my door. “Pauly-Wauly, let me in!” Someone had recognized Bruce and let him in the building.

“Bruce, I told you it’s not a good time!” I said. “I’m busy. I can’t let you in.” I walked toward the door and my platform heels made a clacking noise against the kitchen floor.

“I hear high heels, you got a girl in there? Come on, let me in, I won’t stay, I just want to get one shot of vodka from ya, brother.”

“BRUCE, NOT NOW!!!!”

To this day he probably doesn’t understand why I was so rude to him that night.

All right, I’m going to head back downstairs and see if they’ve tapped the kegs yet.

The bitch is back


“Hello! I’m Paulina, and I’ll be your Beer Goddess this evening. We have 70 beers on draft, and another 125 in bottles. Check the chalkboard for our Fire Sale, where we put one draft beer on sale for $2.50 every day. Also, make sure you check out our new food menu. And if you want, I’ll sign you up to join our UFO Club, where you can drink 200 beers and you get a plate party and your name in our Ring of Honor. So, what can I get for you?”

If you see this waitress out at Halloween parties this weekend, please be sure to tip her well.