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I’m watching you

I’ve added the Extreme Tracker back to this page. (Scroll down to the bottom and you’ll see a little planet icon) It offers lots of useful stats about who is viewing this blog. Click on it, it’s pretty cool. If you have a website, you ought to get one for yourself.

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Court Square rap (full lyrics)

The following is a rap about Court Square, the park in the heart of downtown Memphis, that tells it like it is. The first verse was printed in my journal in 2003. The Center City Commission is going to hate me for this.

ODE TO COURT SQUARE: A DOWNTOWN MEMPHIS PARK(c) 2005 Paul Ryburn. [...]

Death of a Pope

So they buried Pope John Paul II today. As I read the news reports, I remembered something I read years ago. Nostradamus supposedly described every pope from his death in the 1560s to present day with a phrase of two or three words. What’s interesting is, according to him there were be only [...]

Sons of Saddam portfolio clobbers U.S. stock market returns

Around the time the war with Iraq broke out, I had a really strange investment idea. What if I invested in UDI and QSII, in honor of Saddam’s two sons, Udai and Qusai? Of course, I didn’t really do it. But today, just over two years later, I decided to check and see [...]

Mr. Squid

Last Sunday some people in my building had a sushi party, and I went. The instructions for the guests were to bring something Asian-themed to share. Now, of course, I don’t cook. So I went to the Asian market to find something already prepared.

I came across a red can that at first I [...]

The Overton Square Crawfish Fest has jumped the shark

Last Saturday I found myself with a choice. I could either attend Mpact’s Beyond College event, and teach graduating college students how to network, interview, and find a job; or I could attend the Overton Square Crawfish Fest, and eat crawfish and get drunk. You can probably guess which event won out.

It was a [...]