In recent weeks on WWE Monday Night Raw, WWE chairman Vince McMahon has been getting fed up with one of his main-event wrestlers, “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels. So, at the most recent pay-per-view, Mr.McMahon and his son Shane challenged Michaels, a born-again Christian in real life, to a tag team match. Michaels’ tag team partner for the match was none other than… God.
In a shocking turn of events, God no-showed the match, leaving Michaels on the receiving end of a 7-on-1 beatdown by the McMahons and the 5-member tag team The Spirit Squad.
I guess this means that, in wrestling lingo, God has “turned heel,” or turned into a bad guy. Abandoning your tag team partner is one of the most common ways for a former good guy to turn heel in the world of professional wrestling.
In other news… Charly is no longer my favorite blogger, after posting in her blog that she doesn’t own any tube tops and has no plans to start wearing them. Boo! Kat wears tube tops, so she is once again my favorite blogger.
The judicial candidate who gave away the free beer on the roof last night seemed like a pretty nice guy, so I’d be willing to mention his name… except I can’t remember it. Evan something. Last name begins with an N. Can’t remember what exactly he’s running for either. If anyone has the info, shoot me an e-mail.
I’m taking the night off from going out tonight, because I need to do laundry and sort through the 100 or so pictures I took at Beale Street Wine Race. Tomorrow night the Dempseys are playing the Madison rooftop. And of course, Friday-Sunday I’ll be having as much fun as possible downtown WITHOUT going to Music Fest.
That’s the news for now… off to work.