Arkansas residents: your help needed

One of my goals for Tube Top Month is to convince one of my regular readers/fellow bloggers, who has said over and over again that she hates tube tops and will never own one, to change her mind.

She’s never given me a good reason why she’s so anti-tube top. She won’t wear one, she says, because she’s too cheap to go buy a strapless bra. I and several other males countered with a suggestion that she skip the bra altogether, but she shot that idea down.

However, I have not given up. I know what motivates this particular individual.

And that is why I need some help from my readers who reside in the great state of Arkansas. I have searched high and low on the Internet for a particular item, and have failed to find it. So I’m hoping that maybe one of you lives near a souvenir shop and can help me.

What I’m looking for is an ARKANSAS RAZORBACK TUBE TOP.

Even though I struck out on the Internet, I have to believe such a thing exists. Come on… you mean to tell me that up in Fayetteville, in the steamy hot months of late August and September, there are no female fans sporting Razorback tube tops at football games and tailgate parties? There have to be some local places that sell such an item… perhaps it’s sold at mom-and-pop stores that don’t do business on the Internet.

So if anyone knows where to find one, let me know… I think it’s exactly what the doctor ordered to cure my blog reader’s hatred of tube tops forever.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PIG SOOIEE!!!!